nealbert

Best person in the world always makes people laugh and has a good sense of humor hates Patunia!!!! DORITOS

I cant beileve nealberts hates Patunia!!!!

by Nealbert March 5, 2013

nealophobia

Nealophobia is a fear of shifting.

"You won't be able to shift her, she has nealophobia"

by Pseudonym169hshdjdj November 6, 2013

nealquetoast

when one's fantasy football team is run by their girlfriend and they run the legue in a nazi like regime.

this season the comissioner is a real nealquetoast.

by original champion September 2, 2015

Neilson Bowl

To pack an unconsiderably douchy amount of weed into a bowl for another person without them knowing. Resulting in a massive hit and getting the person very baked, among fighting a green.

"Did you pack a Neilson Bowl for Grant?"
"Of course, he loves them!"

by Smoove Papi September 19, 2016

Neal's nook

The creepy janitors closet in a school near you. Mostly always has a janitor named Neal working there. Strawberry yogurt is often found there because his pet mollusk loves it.

"Hey Jon, lets go to Neal's Nook!"
" No man, his mollusk is probably eating in there! It's creepy!"

by Hank Thomas August 22, 2016

Neal

A good looking guy who likes guy.He's meant for guy starts with letter S,Y,P,J or L.Intelligent and good looking,who has a crush on people starts with letter P and J.

Hey Neal!Look at Peter,that's your crush right?

by Jejo Williams July 20, 2016

nelsheimers

An unfortunate and incurable medical condition. Symptoms include: very old age, annoying behavior, forgetfullness, nostalgia for yesteryear, crankiness, crustiness, long-winded email writing, and a pot-bellied appearance. But mostly just old, very old, age and the innate ability to effortlessly annoy anyone within earshot. Nelsheimers patients often appear disoriented and just keep asking for "a little black caulk." No one is sure exactly how the disease is transmitted, but the CDC reports a recent north Florida outbreak appears to have been linked to a rusty old pitcher pump.

Ugg, that dude used to be just fine until he was diagnosed with Nelsheimers. What a shame.

by 93%DegreeGuy June 10, 2016