mattress kitten

A girl who stays in bed all day just being cute.

Steph spent every Saturday being a mattress kitten.

by MattressKitten November 26, 2025

mystery mutt

a mixed breed dog of unknown breed origin.

a dog that resembles many different breeds.

my dog looks like she could be a shepard/jack russell/sheltie or a whippet/collie/border collie or a corgi/shepard/whippet or a smooth collie/jack russell....she's a mystery mutt.

by Lisavi April 6, 2008

meany mutt butt head

a very annoying brother

My brother is a meany mutt butt head.

by hi llama llama March 17, 2009

whore mutt

Doggerel political talk about the bad manners of a puppy love mutt or a philandering politician.

My politician is no better than your whore mutt.

My whore mutt is no worse than your politician.

by benighse June 28, 2009

Club Mattress

The bed you lay in instead of going to the gym.

I'm supposed to get a work-out in, but I'm lounging in club mattress instead.

by PapiLoco June 20, 2010

Slut Mutt

A guy who consistently seeks the companionship of slutty girls.

A guy who prefers to date sluts.

See: player playa dog hound whore-monger

Tyler spent the evening on the net chatting up multiple sluts trying to arrange a hookup. He is such a slut mutt!

by TriciaB. October 24, 2011

booze mattress

also known as, laying down a booze mattress

eating a ton of 'drinking food' (pizza, burgers, fries, etc) that will soak up the booze before a night of drinking, or day drinking, if that's what you're into.

you can lay down a booze mattress AFTER a night of drinking too

hey michelle, what are you doing?
-I'm at the pub, laying down my booze mattress before the kegger tonight.
sweet. i'll be right there.

omg michelle, what a crazy night, what happened last night?
-ugh, i can't remember. let's go lay down a booze mattress at the diner and figure it out.
bloody mary, here we come.

by boooogeface May 11, 2013