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Midget

Used to describe a midget
Tobys so short hes a midget
by EmilColeman September 13, 2023
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Midget Magnet

A person that attracts only people of short stature often referred to as midgets or a hobbits.
Meg was at the club last nite when approached by a group of midgets, following copius amounts of shots proceeded home to engage in midget gangbanging. Some might say she is a midget magnet or maybe a hobbit hunter
by CHUCKNORRIS6149 September 11, 2010
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midget tickler

A phrase defining when a person inappropriately touches children. Slang word for pedophile/ sexual predator.
Be careful Evan, your new neighbor Jake is a midget tickler!
by Evake March 23, 2024
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Piss Midget

Noun: a small person the smells overwhelmingly of urine. They usually carry a cane and attempt to dance with random women in bars.
OMG, did you see that piss midget trying to dance with Jess? He came up behind her and was grinding on her while reaching his cane around her and moving it up and down like a rolling pin.
by Superdick1653 December 30, 2019
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significant midget

A tiny but essential component in a complex system or a small but influential idea in a broader context.
"Although it may seem insignificant, the tiny screw that holds the gears in place is actually a significant midget in the functionality of the clock."

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"Although he may not have been the main character in the film, the actor's powerful and emotional performance made him a significant midget in the movie's success."
by The_Penatrated May 8, 2023
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Midget Minority

A midget minority is a dwarf that is also a minority, but most commonly a sec offender, and no one knows why
I see a midget minority over there!

You know that means that they are a sec offender right?

Wait, really?

No, not all of them, but most of them
by BuffaloNuggs August 30, 2022
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gay-midget

child-sized people who like the same sex they are
"your a gay-midget!"
by Joe-mama-yo-mama April 26, 2022
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