Mike Patton

The most talented and versatile vocalist and musician in modern alternative music. Has recorded on no fewer than 60 albums, either as a solo artist, guest contributor, or as lead vocalist... these include Mr Bungle, Faith No More, Tomahawk, Fantomas, Lovage, Peeping Tom, Weird Little Boy, Romances, Moonchild, Dillinger Escape Plan, John Zorn, The Melvins, Sepultura, Kid 606, Hemophiliac, Dub Trio, and many more.

His newest projects are Crudo (with Dan The Automator) and Mondo Cane (an Italian orchestral piece.)

Throw into the mix his involvement in films (both starring and writing/recording soundtracks,) and voiceovers in video games... you have a pretty busy man.

"Sorry, you don't know who Mike Patton is? It would appear you are a retard."

Mike Patton by hardcore_icon July 3, 2008

mike valley 

It's Mike Vallely, goes big, skatin since back in the day.

You see Vallely ollie that picknick table, standing up.

mike valley by jdubs August 23, 2004

mike jones 

an alternate expression for mary jane. aimed specifically towards a female audience who enjoy the effects of marijuana.

"i'm in love with mike jones."

mike jones by bbygrl143 January 18, 2010

Mike Tolbert 

To swoop in and take the glory/achievement from a teammate or ally after they did all the work

Phillip: Man, Mike Tolbert just ran 1 yard for a TD after Ryan Matthews ran for 99 yards.
Rivers: What a Mike Tolbert!

Mike Tolbert by Tdugg November 6, 2011

mike and ike

This is a very rare occurrence. It happens when you and your partner (male x female) have sex while eating mike and ikes. You guys are trying to have kids, so you don't use a condom. Later, you guys go to the doctor, and they tell you you're going to have two twin boys. Naturally, you name one Mike and one Ike because the fucking urban dictionary definitions are good. See idiot. Why any fucktard would have two twin boys named Mike and Ike confuses me out of my fucking skull, but it's an option i guess.

this pains me deeply, but i'll try and give an example.
Dr. Smith: Good news! You will be having two lovely twin boys.
Jenny: What should we name them?
Greg: Hmm... How about Mike and Ike?
Jenny: Those are such nice names!
Greg: *realizes he's retarded because he just pulled a mike and ike*
Greg: Thanks!
okay, now i can just sit here, slowly rot away, and pay dearly for what i've done to this world.

mike and ike by 508gang June 30, 2017

Mike Hock 

One’s own dick

I put my name in the hat for the raffle, and she pulled out Mike Hock

Mike Hock by Niggy Azalea July 16, 2019

Mike Patton

Michael Allan Patton (born January 27, 1968) is an American singer, songwriter, composer, multi-instrumentalist and video game voice actor, best known as the lead singer of the rock band Faith No More from 1988 to 1998. He has also handled lead vocals for Mr. Bungle, Tomahawk, Lovage, Fantômas, The Dillinger Escape Plan, and Peeping Tom.

Q: Who is the most prolific and versatile vocalist since the 1980's

A: Mike Patton

Q: Who did all the creature voices in I AM LEGEND

A: Mike Patton

Q: What Musician can you find guesting on Bjork,Massive Attack, John Zorn, and Kadaa's album's

A: Mike Patton

Mike Patton by Haplomega October 30, 2008