florida gators

A team who wont let anyone else win in any sports. In the year 2007 they won the NCAA Football Championship, along with the NCAA Basketball Championship. Really good, and really cocky.

Tom: Dude why wont the florida gators lose?

Rick: Maybe cuz their so good?

Tom:...

by Nathan Roberts May 12, 2007

Florenge

The feeling you get when you put freshly cleaned or new socks upon one's feet.

As I got dressed for my interview, the florenge from my new socks gave me a boost of confidence.

by karassa October 25, 2009

Florida

A overrated, hot, hellhole of a state. Filled with Cubans who don't always speak English. In the Northern part it is full of rednecks who also can't speak English that well.

Guy-Hey I went to Florida.

Guy2-Which part?

Guy-Miami.

Guy2-Oh, so you basically went to Cuba?

Guy-Yeah, pretty much.

by IamGlove December 11, 2011

Florida Man

Florida Man; Noun: The Dumbest Person responsible for the Dumbest acts imaginable.

45 was a real Florida Man.

by Ulfric Fell February 9, 2021

Florida Feet

The excruciating, throbbing, blistering pain of the feet caused by extreme amounts of walking within a 24 hour period; so named because this condition tends to inflict visitors to Orlando theme parks, but can be applied to any leisurely activity involving copious walking. Can usually be prevented by wearing comfortable shoes, and can usually be cured by soaking one's feet in icy Natty Light.

Remind me not to wear my sandals next time we go to Ocean City. I've got a bitching case of Florida Feet!

by Dodger of Zion March 29, 2010

flordia home run

a phrase used on American Housewife that apparently is actually undefined as sexual maneuver, though they indicate that it would involve one partner leaning forward.

He's a preacher's son, he'd never do a flordia home run, he only has sex in the missionary position.

by Rookiewookie November 19, 2020

Hollywood, Florida

Part Jewish, part trailer park, part blindingly Jewish, mostly white privilege, somewhat Hispanic, awkwardly not renovated, Quebec, and heavy in old bitties sagging toward the underworld.
Also: sand.

Dude: That Abraham Lincoln-looking doucheface has pigtails for sideburns, what the fuck
Bro: He's from Hollywood, Florida
Dude: oh

by deliciousknishes May 2, 2011