Hollywood, Florida

Part Jewish, part trailer park, part blindingly Jewish, mostly white privilege, somewhat Hispanic, awkwardly not renovated, Quebec, and heavy in old bitties sagging toward the underworld.
Also: sand.

Dude: That Abraham Lincoln-looking doucheface has pigtails for sideburns, what the fuck
Bro: He's from Hollywood, Florida
Dude: oh

by deliciousknishes April 13, 2011