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Krio docker 

The latest celebrity fad, a Krio docker is similar in most respects to a space docker; however, it is harder, lasts longer, and made in a Kriotherapy chamber! It's a turd in a condom - left to freeze in a Krio chamber - before being used as a high-end dildo
David: Let's go get our Krio's on at the Turkish baths.
Patrick: Sounds like a plan, you bringing the equipment?
Chris: Well duh. I'm gonna get me a new set of Krio dockers!
Krio docker by JD99 February 13, 2009
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When one man sticks one end of a toothpick in his penis, and another man sticks the other end in his.
Dude, I can swear I heard those two guys talking about docking.
Docking by Mr. Swags November 20, 2011
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A homsexual male who enjoys taking it up the arse. also gains pleasure from shoving metal rods up his urethra and like to participate in doing this with other males.
1st Man: "Ur a twat!"
2nd Man: "Well ur a Docker!"
1st Man: "Thats Fuckin harsh!!"

space docking 

This is a variation of the standard practice for more experienced partners. It's where you freeze a shit so it becomes extremely solid and then proceed to use it as a dildo on the female partner.
I took such a firm shit that i decided i just had to freeze it for later space docking use.
To insert your penis into a sheath of a male canine, until orgasim.
I could be docking with your greatdane right now.
docking by Brian Carson August 16, 2006
When a man inserts his penis into a woman's vagina, but does not thrust. Commonly used by mormons and other celibate religious youth to avoid "going all the way."
Joseph and Emma aren't having sex, they're just docking.
Docking by j-dang April 24, 2015
To Give Aids To Anything with a pulse.
I dockered Some Bitch Last Night
docker by Crigga September 7, 2006