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Croc docking

The act of shitting in a croc, freezing is recommended but not absolutely necessary. Then inserting the pre-docked croc into the participants vagina or anus
Hey Sheila get over here, I've just shat in your croc. Shall I'll freeze it and save it for later, or do u fancy a warm croc docking??
by Therake1991 January 1, 2025
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Dry docking

An act of an abrupt penetration attempt without proper lubrication.
Because he went all dry docking up in my business, the ABS system engaged.

Slow down bro, don’t dry dock me!
by Refs67 June 19, 2025
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locking and docking

When two distinguished gentlemen stand in front of each other and lock eyes, lips, and hands while arms bent up at 90 degrees and proceed to dock their cocks
John and Juan, he/she/fuck face/stupid ass pronouns, are properly locking and docking into each other becoming one big fucking problem to society.
by Notafuckingpansy August 2, 2025
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Bullet Docking

The act of placing a snorter bullet (often used as a recreational nasal party prescription dispenser) on the end of the penis, rolling the foreskin over it so only the tip of the bullet is showing then having someone snort from it, giving the impression they are snorting a bump out the end of a penis.
"OK ladies, let's round up some guys, get them Bullet Docking the gear and head to the park for a few rounds of Russian Boullette. It's all swings and roundabouts at the end of the day!"
by Psycloud September 7, 2025
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Tesla Docking Station

When two guys who own electric cars meet up. After a couple of street beers, they end up pulling their foreskins back and locking them together whilst they talk about full self driving.
Did you hear about Karl and Glenn at the marina? Yeah, they are doing the usual Friday Tesla Docking Station
by Fullgae September 12, 2025
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Docking

To light a cigarette off of an already lit cigarette.
We resorted to docking after losing the lighter.
by Clerbert November 29, 2025
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Blood Docking

Blood Docking is the act of inserting a penis into a woman’s vagina while she is on her period without thrusting.
She was on her period so to keep the mess down, we just ended up blood docking.
by Holeshooter December 18, 2025
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