Crunch Bar

A girl that looks like the back of a crunch bar when she cakes makeup over her acne.

girl 1: this bitch be lookin like a crunch bar

girl 2: ew I know right

acne

by Babycakes066 December 6, 2015

crunch

A word you use to describe someone who is idiotic in all ways, shapes, or forms, without them knowing what it means.

“Trump MUST be a crunch, for looking at Melina as a sexy fetus when she came out of the womb, this man is 24 years older than her!!”

by sexychair July 12, 2019

conch shell

Giving a girl a rimjob while fingering her.

Man, Johnny really has a thing for "Lord of the Flies". He tried to play Debbie's asshole like a conch shell.

by Zachary G. November 8, 2007

Conchudo

A Honduran word that is used when a man takes advantage of a situation. For women use Conchuda.

Una palabra Hondureña que se le dice a alguien que se aprovecha de los demás.

"Mira ese maje es bien conchudo vos." "No seas conchudo loco"

by castellano November 12, 2018

Malachi Crunch

Whe a mans head gets in between 2 vaginas and they smash against his head til they both cum

Justin got Malachi Crunched by Melissa and Naomi.

by Justin Urmouth December 28, 2018

Conch

The place a males testicles tuck up into during certain acts to prevent from abuse.

I was banging this chick so hard, its a good thing my balls were up in my conch.

by Blipmeister December 16, 2009

Captain Crunch

Perhaps the greatest creation mankind has ever achieved, alongside sliced bread. A fruity cereal with a absolute savage, badass captain on the cover of the box. Consumers usually eat Captain Crunch with milk, although more die-hard fans will tend to eat right out of the box. Legend has it that if you eat a whole box of Captain Crunch alone in a dark room, the Captain himself will visit you in your dreams that night.

"I'm starting my morning off with some sweet-ass Captain Crunch, to maximize the awesome in my day"

by I ran out of good name ideas December 17, 2014