Cowboy Thermometer

Horse testicles in Red Dead Redemption 2

"Horse testicles in the newest RDR serve as a kind of cowboy thermometer"

by Kregritt October 25, 2018

Cowboy Bob

a western spirit demon from beyond who loves fried chicken and Taco Bell

Yo, I met a man who was totally a minion of Cowboy Bob. He had the Doritos locos tacos and everything. It was gnarly, bro.

by hihenryitsjosie November 2, 2018

cowboy soda

Slang for whiskey!

Hey bartender I need a double shot of some of that cowboy soda!

by ImaSmartMF June 8, 2019

Cowboy Drag

When you are not really about the ranching lifestyle (i.e. waking up at 4am, feeding the pigs, herding cattle, plowing the fields, etc.) but you love to wear and culturally appropriate the fashion.

April: What was Diplo wearing?!?! Was that a big belt buckle?

Matthew: That’s “Cowboy Drag.” He’s been doing it since Stagecoach!

by djpr3mis September 14, 2019

Cowboy Kid

A Cowboy Kid, is someone new in school or town who takes traditions and rules and goes against them, often rewriting traditions or making their own rules, along with their arrival they often bring Mischief and use their Charismatic personalities to get what they want from people you often want to get on their good side because more often than not they're a People Pleaser and will make you look like a Clown

A) woah! Did you see the new guy when he got in trouble for Flirting with the teacher?

B) yeah, he seems like a real Cowboy Kid.

by Az. Br. Ch. May 22, 2020

Convoy Day

A day in which the rubber duck otherwise known as Martin Pinwald travels from New Mexico to Texas in the 1970’s movie Convoy a movie which depicts the song of the same name produced by C.W.Mcall

Person 1: hey it’s June 6th you know what that means
Person 2: no
Person 1: it Convoy Day

by Thegreatrubberduck September 9, 2020

Cowboy Farts

Uncontrollable flatulence, especially noisy and oftentimes masculine in tone. Best ripped around a campfire, with other cowboys, but perfectly acceptable to pull off as a lone ranger. Knowledge of the movie Blazing Saddles is not necessary.

"Davey, I tried to sneak out some squeakers on my date last night, but unfortunately due to the excessive bean consumption, I was overcome with the Cowboy Farts!”

by BoeJundy November 3, 2020