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Slap Cheeks

To have sex with some one.
Hey man I'm gonna go slap cheeks with Rachel.
by Chit den kinds August 18, 2009
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Check Your Fucking Pockets

1). Utilized by nerds and nerdlings all over the world, mainly used in preparation for comic book and gaming conventions. 2). The act of preparing for life's uncertainties through the meticulous act of checking one's person for the most important articles (e.g: cell phone, keys, etc.)
3). (fig) The act of preparing for life's uncertainties through taking a personal inventory of what matters most in life before venturing blindly into an unknown situation
Nerd 1: You ever been to a convention before?
Nerd 2: No.
Nerd 1: Make sure you check your fucking pockets, dude. These people will rob you blind!

or

Person 1: I heard you caught herpes from that guy you picked up at the bar last week.
Person 2: If only I had checked my fucking pockets, it wouldn't have happened.
by naked_people_everywhere December 26, 2011
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ho check

often called out for assurance of your bitches being present.
Pimp- "Ho check!"
Bitch-"Check"
Pimp-"Yeah...bitch"
by zacccccc November 13, 2007
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girl check

Street term for Breast Self Exam (BSE). The "breasts" are the "girls." A check-up a woman does at home to look for changes or problems in the breast tissue.
Experts do not agree about the benefits of BSE. Talk to your doctor about whether girl checks are right for you."
by yes juanito yes November 12, 2014
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Cheeky Bastard

1) n. Someone who simply looks downright cheeky (see cheeky).

2) n. Someone who is very manipulative, clever, and self-centered.

This word is usually used in a joking manner rather than with a serious tone.

Can be used as a playful insult against someone who has wronged you but did no real harm. In most places it is ironically considered less offensive than using the word 'bastard' alone.
Example for definition 1:
Jackie Chan.
Although he is not necessarily manipulative and clever (most of his movies focus on his embarrassment and lack of understanding American culture) he can still be considered a cheeky bastard due to his unique facial expressions and his ongoing awkward encounters with attractive women where Chris Tucker or Owen Wilson are usually very closeby.
Jackie Chan's cheekiness is a clear result of him trying to be a quick, sly undercover cop in action-based comedies based upon stopping crimes in foreign countries (usually committed by evil greedy people who are also by definition ... cheeky).

Example for definition 2:
This describes Stewie from Family Guy to a tee:

Brian: Oh my god, where's my roast pheasant?

Stewie: Hmm. By now, I think its in my lower intestine.

Stewie: HAHAHAHAHA!

Brian: You ate it? But I told you my boss was coming here for dinner!

Stewie: Well, unless he likes pork rinds, he's going home hungry.

Stewie: HAHAHAHAHA!

Brian: You cheeky bastard!
by TheShark06 September 25, 2006
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peepeepoopoo check

peepeepoopoo check is a sentence that is used in ironic tiktoks or actual funny tiktoks, it's ironic about the pee or poo jokes that toddlers make. it's also the best sentence ever. You can say it and it will make perfect sense at any time.
Jack: I just took a shit
James: Peepeepoopoo check

Carl: look at this drip
Cark: peepeepoopoo check

Roe: peepeepoopoo check "wearing a thanks mask"
by akselly October 3, 2020
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spell check

Something that most people on this site don't know even exists.
Wat is this spel chek? I no of no spel chek.
by TheBurninator December 18, 2003
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