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Poop check

When you roughly shove two of your fingers into the anus of another individual, its a game of who can scream the loudest.
"Demi totally got poop checked this morning, she fucking screamed"
by pornhub2000 April 2, 2019
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Net Check

Calling out someone who has such a bad internet connection that their ISP must be Cox Communications
Him: "Bro I'm lagging"
Me: "Net Check"
by torepoon January 1, 2021
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nut check

1) A violent slap, punch, or kick to the pubic area that causes extreme pain and usually results in spontaneous ejaculation without arousal.

2) Checking a fine bitch you meet at the club to make sure she ain't a man. Also accompanies an Adam's Apple check.
1) That bitch stole my girl so I nutchecked his punk ass.

2) when I nut checked that ho I met at the club I felt some nuts so I shot her fuck ass.
by umean2tellme January 4, 2004
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welfare check

can you say''free money''
bill-were did u get money for thos j's

tyrone-from my welfare check bitch
by ray ray flores December 28, 2006
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Stimulus check

A pathetic amount of money that has little to no use.
I checked under the couch cushions for enough money to buy a popsicle but I only found a stimulus check.
by Fattestskinnykid December 21, 2020
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Bone Check

1>when you check your supposively boneless chicken for bones by stabbing it repeatedly with a knife

2>when one football player hits another really hard
1> Ryan (staring at his chicken) "Bone check mother fucker bone check"

2> LT just bone checked Theisman
by KDoss August 24, 2005
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book check

1) In school hallways, someone pushes your books to the ground, calling a "BOOK CHECK"

2) When you drop a book.
"Stephanie just gave Russell a Book Check!"
by Steph and Russ January 9, 2008
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