Net Check

Calling out someone who has such a bad internet connection that their ISP must be Cox Communications

Him: "Bro I'm lagging"
Me: "Net Check"

by torepoon January 1, 2021

Posture check

Something you say to your buddies while gaming to make sure they aren't slouching

Chad: Posture check!
Shrimp: Thank you!
Prawn: Thanks Chad!! <3

by DatAdamBoi May 18, 2023

nut check

1) A violent slap, punch, or kick to the pubic area that causes extreme pain and usually results in spontaneous ejaculation without arousal.

2) Checking a fine bitch you meet at the club to make sure she ain't a man. Also accompanies an Adam's Apple check.

1) That bitch stole my girl so I nutchecked his punk ass.

2) when I nut checked that ho I met at the club I felt some nuts so I shot her fuck ass.

by umean2tellme January 4, 2004

welfare check

can you say''free money''

bill-were did u get money for thos j's

tyrone-from my welfare check bitch

by ray ray flores December 28, 2006

Stimulus check

A pathetic amount of money that has little to no use.

I checked under the couch cushions for enough money to buy a popsicle but I only found a stimulus check.

by Fattestskinnykid December 21, 2020

Bone Check

1>when you check your supposively boneless chicken for bones by stabbing it repeatedly with a knife

2>when one football player hits another really hard

1> Ryan (staring at his chicken) "Bone check mother fucker bone check"

2> LT just bone checked Theisman

by KDoss August 24, 2005

checked out

When you've lost attraction and feelings to your SO, but you don't bother to work it out because you know the relationship wouldn't have lasted anyways. So you just end up waiting around in the relationship until you finally find the most convenient time to break up, whether that be because of working or housing situation, etc.

Friend: You don't seen affected by your breakup
Friend 2: Yea, I was done checked out that relationship months before I broke up with him/her

Friend: Hey, did you get to enjoy the hotel pool on your last day?
Friend 2: Nah, didn't bother, I was done checked out before the pool even opened

by muddyduck March 25, 2020