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The ability for a person to endeavor in the practice of vertical rigidity in a such a manner as to stiffen or make all other items in the vicinity erect.
"Damn, that girl's got some great posture!"
"That girl's posture so good you know she ain't got scoliosis!"
"Look at that...mmm...she's got perfect posture!"
Posture by Winnie Whitehall March 3, 2010
Urban Dictionary Merch
One's pose or stature when walking, standing, or the like.
He had a very strange posture because he hunched over like Mr. Burns.
posture by Will Latson December 13, 2006
Dam girl you taking all those drugs and u still keeping your posture
posture by Gleb Dmitriyenko March 20, 2010
A women walks by and i look back
I was checking your posture maam.
Posture by Kuehlstein January 4, 2018
A chiropractor looking at a girl as she walked by and says to gf i am a professional and was checking her posture
You have great posture.
Posture by Kuehlstein April 23, 2018

Posture check

Something you say to your buddies while gaming to make sure they aren't slouching
Chad: Posture check!
Shrimp: Thank you!
Prawn: Thanks Chad!! <3
Posture check by DatAdamBoi May 18, 2023
Word of the Day on September 16, 2024

Standard Bitch Posture [SBP] 

The postural position taken by females of all races. Can be identified by the one hand on the hip and the other with index or pinky finger pointed in the face of the bitchee (person to be bitched out) This universal stance is usually attributed to 'Da Hood' but may also be seen anywhere from a corporate office to a country kitchen.
Who is Maureen cussing out?

I don't know but they must have pissed her off: she taken the Standard Bitch Posture!
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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