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One's pose or stature when walking, standing, or the like.
He had a very strange posture because he hunched over like Mr. Burns.
posture by Will Latson December 13, 2006
Dam girl you taking all those drugs and u still keeping your posture
posture by Gleb Dmitriyenko March 20, 2010
I was checking your posture maam.
Posture by Kuehlstein January 4, 2018
A chiropractor looking at a girl as she walked by and says to gf i am a professional and was checking her posture
You have great posture.
Posture by Kuehlstein April 23, 2018

Posture check

Something you say to your buddies while gaming to make sure they aren't slouching
Chad: Posture check!
Shrimp: Thank you!
Prawn: Thanks Chad!! <3
Posture check by DatAdamBoi May 18, 2023
Word of the Day on September 16, 2024

Standard Bitch Posture [SBP] 

The postural position taken by females of all races. Can be identified by the one hand on the hip and the other with index or pinky finger pointed in the face of the bitchee (person to be bitched out) This universal stance is usually attributed to 'Da Hood' but may also be seen anywhere from a corporate office to a country kitchen.
Who is Maureen cussing out?

I don't know but they must have pissed her off: she taken the Standard Bitch Posture!
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
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