cuntstomer

A customer that is rude, difficult and an allround a cunt.

That guy is such a cuntstomer, a hate serving him.

cuntstomer by Galawh October 31, 2018

cuntumacious 

adjective
Combination of cunt, vulgar slang for vagina, and contumacious, stubbornly disobedient to authority, meaning:
(1) a pussy that is so engorged that it squeezes out even the hardest dicks
(2) a bratty sub who refuses to play the submissive role in sex relations

(1) Just before she squirted, her cuntumacious pussy kicked my dick out and wouldn't let me back in.

(2) My sub has gone too far this time. She's turned into a cuntumacious switch on me.

cuntumacious by Montana Luddite January 24, 2022

Cuntplaining 

The rebuttal to the feminist use of the word "mansplaining". Used as a counter to their attempt to suppress arguments through a dismissal from buzzwords.

I'll stop mansplaining when you stop cuntplaining!

Cuntplaining by Cognitive Dissident February 2, 2017

cuntrap 

The bullshit so called tunes passed off as country music.

I love true country music not that cuntrap crap.

cuntrap by jpg3 November 14, 2011

cuntstankerous 

A "cuntstankerous" woman is Bad-tempered, argumentative, uncooperative, mean, bitchy, unreasonable, shrew, un-rational, and stubborn that also has a cunt that smells worse than Calcutta in the summer.

The entire bar cleared out when that cuntstankerous bitch Phyllis walked in. The bar owner spent a week fumigating the smell of stale queef

cuntstankerous by Jrky August 26, 2013

Cuntinental Breakfast 

To use a female's vagina as a bowl for your cereal. After the cereal and milk is inserted it is then eaten out of the snatcharoo. Silverware optional. If lucky charms are used there is a slight chance of catching the untreatable "pubic leprechauns."

"Jimmy I've been at NASCAR all day long and I haven't had a bite to eat"

"Don't worry Alex I'm sure your sister will have a 'Cuntinental Breakfast' prepared for you when you get home"

Cuntinental Breakfast by 101202 July 27, 2014

Cuntyon 

A woman's vagina that smells like an onion.

My friend called his girlfriend a cuntyon after having oral sex.

Cuntyon by J. Luck January 14, 2017