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Erik Erdmire has a small dick. I banged that mother fucker last night... i thought it was his finger. Thats awkward.
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smallify
verb
1. To make smaller; to decrease the size or scope of. Not a standard word; often used for the humor derived from the fact that it mimics the sound of other real, often technical-sounding words ending in -fy, such as "magnify," "rarefy," "terrify," and "mollify."
Compare: biggify, embiggen
1. To make smaller; to decrease the size or scope of. Not a standard word; often used for the humor derived from the fact that it mimics the sound of other real, often technical-sounding words ending in -fy, such as "magnify," "rarefy," "terrify," and "mollify."
Compare: biggify, embiggen
"Whoa whoa whoa, this picture is way too big. Smallify that shit, please."
"We decided to smallify the layout of the room."
"We decided to smallify the layout of the room."
smallify by Jack-o-Rabbit November 23, 2009
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Small Dick Energy
When someone (usually male) is rude or acts entitled due to their insecurity. Has nothing to do with actual penis size, but is rather the sense that the person is trying to overcompensate or act like they are better than other people.
It can also be used in the context of someone being hateful or bigoted.
It can also be used in the context of someone being hateful or bigoted.
Small Dick Energy by Voidgames January 1, 2023
Small Dick Energy
The scheming malevolent vibes which come from a person who can’t do anything right. Typically a classic BetaMale.
“Did you see those two politicians debate last night? They were both so extreme, neither of them will make things better. I don’t think either of them believed in half of the things they were saying. Both of them absolutely had Small Dick Energy.
Small Dick Energy by IronMikey April 14, 2023
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Not Too Small To Jail
People who are poor and outcasts in society that are jailed for offenses that are specifically designed to harass, segregate, and disenfranchise them. For example, homeless being arrested for sleeping on a park bench, or vagrancy laws for having no source of income. Or resisting arrest, without resisting, or without charges for the arrest. In some cases trumped charges such as assault on a law enforcement officer are added for those who are not disobeying a law. These charges can be extremely serious and intimidating, even when they have no basis in fact.
When people are protesting they may also be subject to harassment and intimidation, especially when the police are gooning for the 1%.
When people are protesting they may also be subject to harassment and intimidation, especially when the police are gooning for the 1%.
City Commission Meeting
Speaker one:
There are homeless people in our parks. One was charging his cell phone from a City power pole. And another was drawing with chalk on the sidewalk. This is serious. Pretty soon some charity will be feeding people in the park.
Speaker two:
These homeless offenders were clearly not: "Not Too Small To Jail"
Speaker one:
There are homeless people in our parks. One was charging his cell phone from a City power pole. And another was drawing with chalk on the sidewalk. This is serious. Pretty soon some charity will be feeding people in the park.
Speaker two:
These homeless offenders were clearly not: "Not Too Small To Jail"
Not Too Small To Jail by mlhiss January 23, 2013