Mr. Paris is a really annoying teacher who think wearing a vest looks good, and who thinks he can be on America’s got Talent for teaching his cat how to play fetch but we all know he will not succeed.
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Is a sexual act that resembles a hot air balloon ride. While the girl isn't looking, one guy pinches his foreskin while urinating and starts ballooning. Then the other guy drops his "ballast bags" on the girl's chest like a Cleveland steamer. When the girl opens her mouth to scream, the other guy pops the "balloon" by releasing his foreskin in her face trying to get as much in her mouth as possible. Finally, the guys high five, forming an Eiffle tower.
Optional: Ro sham bo to see who has to go down on the girl.
Alternate: double team the girl and when the 1st guy is ready, he pulls out and pinches his foreskin catching the semen instead of urine.
Optional: Ro sham bo to see who has to go down on the girl.
Alternate: double team the girl and when the 1st guy is ready, he pulls out and pinches his foreskin catching the semen instead of urine.
Jay's girlfriend wanted to go on a romantic hot air balloon ride for their anniversary, but I helped him give her a ballooning over Paris instead. Afterwards I got to chili dog her while he ate out.
by Phyllis von Merkin September 14, 2010
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To record- by video or still photos- sex acts <i.e.-shooting homemade porno> and either publish them on the internet or just keep them private.
To record- by video or still photos- sex acts <i.e.-shooting homemade porno> and either publish them on the internet or just keep them private.
Guy 1: What happened with Amy? She has nothing nice to say about you.
Guy 2: Its not my concern. She's crazy. She can feel however she wants to.
Guy 1: What did you do, man?
Guy 2: No, its reversed! Its what she WOULDN'T do!
Guy 1: Tell me.
Guy 2: Two nights back we were at my place. She starts sucking my dick.
Guy1: Yeah?
Guy2: So while she's blowing me I reach up and get the camcorder. I was going to paris her.
Guy 1: What, is she camera shy?
Guy 2 : Hell, I guess! She started to freak the fuck out and wouldn't even keep going when I put the video cam way. Uptight bitch.
Guy 1: Guess she was scared of becoming internet famous!
Guy 2: I guess!
Guy 2: Its not my concern. She's crazy. She can feel however she wants to.
Guy 1: What did you do, man?
Guy 2: No, its reversed! Its what she WOULDN'T do!
Guy 1: Tell me.
Guy 2: Two nights back we were at my place. She starts sucking my dick.
Guy1: Yeah?
Guy2: So while she's blowing me I reach up and get the camcorder. I was going to paris her.
Guy 1: What, is she camera shy?
Guy 2 : Hell, I guess! She started to freak the fuck out and wouldn't even keep going when I put the video cam way. Uptight bitch.
Guy 1: Guess she was scared of becoming internet famous!
Guy 2: I guess!
by unslick rick April 4, 2005
Get the paris mug.Parisse is a person that is a girl. she shoots lazer beams out of her nipples only when she wants to. aswell as from her eyes. she has full controll over every strand of hair on her head, and has been known to kill large animals within seconds by constricting them.
games do not pose any challenges for the Parisse as she mearly does what she fucking well pleases.
Parisse is a rare breed of human, friendly and loved by many, however she has an aura that slowly makes you love or hate her drasticly either way.
making money has been hard for the Parisse but hard work and determination usually pays off at the end of the day.
the Parisse usually does not have much luck if any luck at all. if you needed to stand on the ground when you got out of bed 9/10 she would miss the floor and fly up into the sky. much like dwarfs when they leave the dwarf kingdoms.
her teeth are so sharp that when talking she sometimes cuts herself. luckily she possess huge amounts of regeneration power and you don't generally notice anything different about her.
be warned when staying around the Parisse during that time of the month, she explodes with rage and angry wild and strong enough to kill a mere man just by being within range.
games do not pose any challenges for the Parisse as she mearly does what she fucking well pleases.
Parisse is a rare breed of human, friendly and loved by many, however she has an aura that slowly makes you love or hate her drasticly either way.
making money has been hard for the Parisse but hard work and determination usually pays off at the end of the day.
the Parisse usually does not have much luck if any luck at all. if you needed to stand on the ground when you got out of bed 9/10 she would miss the floor and fly up into the sky. much like dwarfs when they leave the dwarf kingdoms.
her teeth are so sharp that when talking she sometimes cuts herself. luckily she possess huge amounts of regeneration power and you don't generally notice anything different about her.
be warned when staying around the Parisse during that time of the month, she explodes with rage and angry wild and strong enough to kill a mere man just by being within range.
Holy shit its a Parisse! i hope its safe to approach her.
guy1: wow shes amazing, the air around her is sparkling and shit.
guy 2: wtf mate i see blood and hate her guts.
guy1: fuck you man that girl looks amazing i want her to impregnate me.
guy2: gesus ima kill you.
guy1: wow shes amazing, the air around her is sparkling and shit.
guy 2: wtf mate i see blood and hate her guts.
guy1: fuck you man that girl looks amazing i want her to impregnate me.
guy2: gesus ima kill you.
by RIPP August 20, 2013
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