Guarch

A wet fart that is acidic and can erode underpants

Holy bukkake man! I need to get home, I just guarched

by shanem1996 January 8, 2012

Angel Guarding

Blocking somebody off which leads them to not be able to move; ex. one person keeping someone on one side of a table, chair, room etc.
also applied to angel guarding: bathrooms, doors, cars, etc

"Stop angel guarding the bathroom!"

by Angel Guarder October 8, 2008

Winter guard

A bunch of girls and guys(typically of the gay variety) that dance and spin with flags and do other LGBT things. Typically includes very tight-fitting spandex

Man look at all the spandex on Dom, he must be doing winter guard

by Reginald buffwanger October 25, 2018

fox guarding the chicken coop

Known to liberals as "gay adoption." Involves giving orphans to gays to raise and use as sexual playthings.

Normal American 1:
"Hey, why the hell are those two men feeling up that young boy? I'm getting my gun."

Normal American 2:
"You'll go to jail, its all legal thanks to the democrats."

Normal American 1:
"What the fuck! This is the fox guarding the chicken coop."

by Rick Virginia May 30, 2009

ROFL guarded

When playing Warcraft 3's online game Are U A Retard and getting kill by a ROFL guard(A.k.A felguard)

LOL!! that noob just got ROFL guarded !!

by Utonduragu June 16, 2008

Blind Guardian

a "80% helloween, 20% american thrash" copycat band, having a raspy singer and Tolkien-inspired nonsensical bullshit as most of their lyrics.

nowadays many of Tolkien fagboys and ignorant wannabe "metalheads" usually consider them "best german band" or even "better than helloween" (bitch please!)
they are obviously one of the most overrated power metal bands to date.

random poser metalhead - awww dude I just bought a new blind guardian album they kick ass

a diehard power metal fan - fuck 'em bro, if you wanna listen to the real german metal check out helloween

by winterheart May 16, 2014

guarm

"It is dirived from a story involving a man named Graham one day Graham was walking happily along .. for once he was doing nothing "naughty" but because he was in Wynumm there were pulled up to by to police officers... One of the officers then realised he knew graham ... said "Ohh your that GUARM fella"

Thus the Guarm word was invented .. by some hill billy silly copper from out wynumm way that couldnt pronounce Graham .. and from that point on Guarm was used when somthing was unsavoury, nasty or stupid

It has nothing to do with the island

"Man that kebab was Guarm"

"Dang I dont want to know about that Guarm Shit"

by VisOne March 24, 2003