Thanksgiving Day

Stuffing-your-face-day - in the US the 4th Thursday in November - in Canada the second Monday in October. Basically to celebrate the Pilgrim's slaughtering of the Indians year after year.

One Maerican: What are you thankful for?
Other American: I am thankful for the help and all the food the Pequot Indians gave us when we started settling this land. What are you thankful for?
One American: I am thankful for slaughtering those very same Indians only a few years after!

Thanksgiving Day by Ghostwriter4u November 26, 2003

Thanksmas 

The celebration of Thanksgiving and Christmas with family that will not be able to be together at Christmas.

We will celebrate Thanksmas this year by having Thanksgiving dinner on Thursday, and then by exchanging Christmas presents on Friday.

Thanksmas by The Bergethons December 15, 2008

Thanksgiving 

A mind-fucking holiday in which we take part eating the only animal that gobbles (That I know of), and commemorate our first contact with the real Americans (Before we made them our bitches).

"Happy Thanksgiving!"
-"Dude, I don't celebrate Thanksgiving."
"Why not?"
-"Why the fuck do you?!"

Thanksgiving by Wang Lung Ho November 28, 2010

Thanks

Short for "Thank you". Used to express gratitude to someone for their actions.

Britta: (conducting marching band) Horns, ready, UP!

Everybody: Thanks Britta!

Thanks by percussionist69 October 31, 2011

Thanksgiving glutton 

one who eats too much on Thanksgiving Day.

Not all become Thanksgiving gluttons on Thanksgiving Day.

Thanksgiving glutton by uttam maharjan November 26, 2011

Thanks

A word of gratitude and if you don't know what is gratitude go look it up

"Thanks, man I really appreciate that you are talking to me"

Thanks by Jsmea July 6, 2019

thanksgiving season 

It’s the time before thanksgiving when people like to still say it’s the Christmas season which in reality Christmas doesn’t start till after thanksgiving, therefore it’s the thanksgiving season

It’s November 17, merry Christmas! No we haven’t had thanksgiving yet, happy thanksgiving season

thanksgiving season by your_friendly_redneck_wes November 17, 2019