spam castinettes

the female genitals.

"if music be the food of love......let me play your spam castinettes"

by Pax September 15, 2003

spam castinet

The hairless lips of a womans erogenous zone. Also known as the cheese burger.

"Then we hit the bedroom and I got to play a little ditty with her spam castinets!"
"Gold dude!"
"Definately quality miffin!"

by David P January 29, 2005

spam flautist

Virtuoso fellatio performer.

Presidential spam flautist Monika Lewinski lied in court again today, yet privately hoped she would be found out, as the whole point of the exercise was that she wanted to simply be catalogued in history as someone who blew the President. <Mindless cunt>

by Brucester September 13, 2006

Spam

Unfortunate slap to the forhead

haha i spammed him silly

by cum nugget June 23, 2010

ya spam

An quick precise reaction to an outburst of words from another person.

Hugo: 'what the f*&k you playing at, blah blah blah blah blah blah....ect ect'
Joe: 'ya spam'

by rIcarus August 23, 2006

Troll Spam

When internet trolls put links into their already annoying long winded posts.

Those birther idiots are now sending troll spam with about a half dozen links in it, as if their diarrhea of the mouth wasn't enough.

by Tolkien Ed May 14, 2011

Jobsworth spam dagger

When a fat, greasy bar man hunts you down because you wont take your wood away and there's a band coming at 6 but your stranded due to adverse weather conditions and your trying to find a canoe

Look you jobsworth spam dagger.. i'm trying to get a canoe to get to you but i might not be there before the band gets there at 6 so you might have to be a hero and cut the wood with your fat spam axe.

by Bryoan April 19, 2012