Summer Sausage

1. Slang term for a caucasian penis.

2. The opposite of a coal sausage.

Suzy used to like summer sausage, but after she had tasted the coal sausage, she never went back.

by Super Wank February 10, 2009

sausage force-field

Term used to describe the ring of horny dudes around an attactive woman at the bar. Blocking off any outside contact. Also, see "sausage casing."

Man 1: Why don't you go talk to her?
Man 2: I can't. She's got like a sausage force-field around her.

by coltrane1 January 16, 2008

grundle sausage

a grundle sausage is a penis when it is in an anus of another being.

At school two guys were talking about giving one another a grundle sausage, i thought they were talking about some gourmet food until i found out they were gay.

by Don Gulliver May 8, 2003

Baby Sausage

ba·by sau·sage Noun.

An urban myth: A sausage made my blending a baby with select herbs and spices and then stuffing the ground baby meat into the placenta that it recently departed with. Served boiled or grilled, often with a side (ironically) of baby carrots and baby potatoes.

The Pro-Life promoters outside the RNC thought that the sausages they were served where just called baby sausage because they were small, but in an amusing twist, they were actually fresh Baby Sausages made in the alley behind them.

by Dman-5 October 20, 2008

Toxic Sausage

This term refers both to a man's penis and his cum. It's toxic because the said male likely ingested something gross (toxic) which if you have sex with him could end up inside you via his cum.

"I don't want your toxic sausage inside me"

or more specifically:

"I don't want your swiss cake roll toxic sausage inside of me" - Used when your man has eaten too many swiss cake rolls in one day and wants to have sex so you know he's gonna slip his toxicity inside you

or:

I don't want your MSG chinese toxic sausage inside me.

by Nicki Cole July 7, 2009

polish sausage

1) a delectable treat.

2) a snack similar to a hot dog.

Girl 1) I heard you had some polish sausage.

Girl 2) yeah it was awesome!

by thepole15 April 19, 2014

Connah's Quay Cumberland Sausage

This is where a man uses his sausage to cum over another man's sausage. It is then taken around the town so that other villagers may taste it! This local delicacy and tradition is done quarterly and usually by those who have just started puberty.

Bob: Ooargh, you've got my sausage now give it to the Reverend and let him have the taste of the sperm
Ian: I love the Connah's Quay Cumberland Sausage

by 69MikeOxlong69 May 6, 2011