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poof muffin

The nice form of saying fart. As some people think fart is a bad word
My mother made me say poof muffin instead of fart when I was growing up. She felt fart was a bad word. When I got older I was teased for using poof muffin instead of fart
by Moom1 July 8, 2020
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Poof Price

Low amount of money, poor, not worth much
Wow what a good deal! Must be a poof price.
by Shabbysin July 12, 2020
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Poof Diggity

what you tell your kid when they ask where they came from. with no other context.
“Wait so what happened after I left the party??”

“....dude. Poof diggity.”
by Miss Poof August 18, 2020
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Poof

Verb. When someone snorts the aftermath of a boof.
Man last night got crazy, this lady let me poof a bunch of cocaine out of her ass.
by FunksWay October 3, 2020
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POOF

Aisling Murphy and João Pereira’s romantic love story. A couple who are deeply in love and super healthy
POOF they’re adorable
by POOFAMJP October 26, 2020
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poof doof

when all the gayest cunts go to the same bush doof
by fuckendicksauceyacunt November 5, 2020
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pooby

pooby is so hot
by indictt December 3, 2020
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