Mikey Mons

A specific man located on the east coast that has the biggest shlong of the deep blue sea.

Yo, I saw Mikey Mons in NJ the other day at Salzonians.

by Bongler April 24, 2025

Mikeylan

Mikeylan is a nice sweet person . You would definitely want a Mikeylan in your life . She a real friend and she accompanies you if you look down . Try not to make her mad , you dont wanna see her angry so always be nice to her and she’ll be nice to you . She’s a comforting person like a therapist friend . Even though she has her own problems sometimes . Everybody needs a Mikeylan .

Mikeylan is always there for me .

by 777z April 30, 2025

mikeyposting

sending shocking or illicit media in order to get negative reactions out of you peers that you find hilarious

oh here goes mikey again on snap mikeyposting agaon

by lazerpim700 May 5, 2025

Mikey The Dog

dog with a fat ass

Damn look at Mikey The Dog

by IloveMattsDog May 17, 2025

Mikey

An entitled idiot who acts in an antisocial manner and then complains on social media when he is called out on it.

"Some bloke on the train just told us to put our headphones in on a busy Avanti Train because he’s listening to an audio book and said we haven’t no manners and need to grow up."

"Then maybe you should stop being such a Mikey and put your bloody headphones in, you antisocial wanker!"

by SnoozySuzy June 3, 2025

Mikey

Entitled idiot, bad mannered, immature person who brags about his immaturity and lack of manners on social media.

"Did you hear about the wanker who complained on Twitter when someone on a busy train asked him to use headphones instead of playing his music out loud? He thought everyone would be on his side. What a total Mikey."

by SnoozySuzy June 3, 2025

Mikey Power

When you stick your hand up her but and wank yourself off whilst banging her doggy style

I started to get bored so I gave myself the old Mikey Power

by Carnivorous Koala August 30, 2025