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LinkedIn

An online forum originally intended for professional people to form links with others that they know and trust professionally in order to further their own and their company’s business interests. LinkedIn was co-founded by Reid Hoffman who was previously Executive Vice President in charge of business and corporate development for PayPal and was launched in 2003. Unfortunately, like so many other things (Urban Dictionary for example), it has been overrun by talentless, self-aggrandising wannabes who have nothing to offer the workplace except copious quantities of bullshit.
Interestingly, Hoffman stated that 27 percent of LinkedIn subscribers are recruiters; perhaps this would explain why using recruiters to solve a staffing problem is usually a complete disaster, they’re so full of their own bullshit they believe everyone else’s.
“Have you heard that Malcolm has put up a profile on LinkedIn? Delusions of grandeur or what!”
Delusions of grandeur? That fuckwit Heale shouldn’t even have delusions of adequacy!”
by AKACroatalin August 15, 2016
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Monthly Listeners

An excuse KSI uses against people who call his music shit
Guy: Ur music is shit
Ksi: Lets see ur monthly listeners then
by ChinkyCurry August 2, 2020
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Do you listen to Mother Mother?

A phrase someone asks you if they think you are not cis. Most often they suspect that you use they/them pronouns
A: “Oh I saw your story the other day, do you listen to mother mother?”
B: “Yeah I do, thanks for noticing.”
A: “So what are your pronouns?
B: “They/them”
by Sal.shine October 12, 2020
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Line Without A Hook

The best song to cry to by Ricky Montgomery
Or
Saying that you have no purpose or that you feel useless
Person 1: yo what song did you have on repeat last night
Person 2: Line Without A Hook by Ricky Montgomery

Or
Person 1: hey what’s wrong
Person 2: I just feel like a line without a hook
by Anita Head November 26, 2020
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Serial Liars

Serial Liars — A dark past time of MAGA Republican Party members.

Highly visible members of the MAGA Republican Party murder the truth the way America’s most prolific Serial Killer, Samuel Little, killed his victims.

Serial Liars strangle the Truth with their bare hands; abandon it in public places, and carefully choose truths to murder that no one will miss.

In this way Serial Liars walk among us without getting caught even though they have many “near miss” encounters with the law; and joyfully, publicly, and proudly confess when asked about their crimes.

By the time they are caught, tremendous irreparable damage has already been done. It could be that Truth murdered and crushed to the earth may not inevitably rise again. Stay tuned.

Two of Americas most famous and prolific Serial Liars are Donald Trump and George Santos.

Donald Trump has 30,573 documented serial lies to his credit.

George Santos — considered a Trump copy cat Serial Liar — was caught earlier in his career before he was able to perfect his killing technique and become an organized Serial Liar. As of May 11th 2023 Santos is facing a 13 count indictment and up to 20 years in prison if convicted.

The key to serial lying is: killing little truths that no one will miss; disposing of the truth in a public place; letting the elements of society trample all over the evidence; and, walking freely in America spawning copy cats Serial Liars who look almost like your friends and neighbors.

Almost.
The most dangerous thing about Serial Liars Is that they blend in and look just like everyone else.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 11, 2023
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Lil Myloh

Myloh (Landon Plank), is a 14 Year Old Rapper that raps about Depression & Women. Myloh was born in Warner Robins, Georgia. Myloh started music at age 11 and is now making his music better with his personal, home studio.
by myloh November 19, 2019
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Lion's paw

Jamaican greeting common among Rastas and locals of Jamaica. The salutation represents the strength of the lion of Judah. The fingers are curled like the paw of a lion and then interlocked with the other person's fingers and shook for at least 7 seconds.
Ras Wanye greeted his brethren with a lion's paw.
by Tropical Rythms May 20, 2020
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