MC Hammer

To have sex with a woman during her menstrual cycle, hence the name. M (enstrual) C (ycle) Hammer (well, duh, i hope i don't need to explain this one)

He figured it was all right to give her an MC Hammer in the jacuzzi.

by m00 November 15, 2004

swinging hammer

A person with a penis. Commonly used to refer to a woman who turns out to be a man. Also could refer to having a large penis.

Everything was going so well with Susy, and then I found out she was swinging hammer.

by live nude girls March 18, 2010

[Jack-hammered]

When one is so hammered (drunk) on drinking large quantiies of Jack Daniels' Whiskey that they don't even know their own name.

Good thing Ray was brought back to the motel last night by his friends, because after drinking a pint of JD he was totally jack-hammered.

by busterboner February 8, 2010

Shit-Hammered

Being VERY drunk

"I was so shit-hammered lastnight i dont remember a thing"

"I cant wait to get Shit-hammered tonight"

by Joker22 February 16, 2010

pooh hammer

term used to describe the penis when an individual engages in anal sex to influence the outcome of a situation.

I wonder how many times Barney Frank has used his pooh hammer to get his way in Washington.

by Bushguy July 29, 2009

Thor's Hammer

the act of one man penetrating another man, missionary style, while holding tightly to the receiving man's erect penis, attempting to "lift the hammer"

Nothing better than working up a good sweat in Gold's Gym, showering off and then Thor's Hammering your spotter...

by Bennjammin July 27, 2018

thor hammer

when you use your dick to hammer a nail

"Why aren't you walking straight today"
"It's because last night i tried to do the thor hammer and I injured myself"

by stinkyboy123 September 26, 2019