Sand Hammer 

When someone drops a deuce on the beach

WILLY! you did not just sand hammer under that chicks towel, did you?

Sand Hammer by Big Nation March 27, 2003

Dude Hammer 

A Cock, penis, schlong, dick, etc.

You get the point.

Dude Hammer by Matthew January 20, 2004

Polish Hammer 

to drop the absolute piss missile on a young polish woman. the act of the polish hammer is not completed without the act of putting a whole polish kielbasa up both participants rectums, the action must be quick like the German blitzkrieg into Poland. the polish hammer is in fact LETHAL causing the death or mortally wounding of both people involved. It is said in polish legend that the pleasure felt is pure nirvana, so yes it is worth dying for.

The polish hammer was once done by the polish king and queen and it resulted in an earthquake that broke the world into the 7 continents we know today.

Polish Hammer by shlongkeydonkey October 16, 2018

Banana hammer puddin' rocket 

Sexual stunt in which a man lifts his scrotum in a swift, almost tossing-type motion, while simultaneously slapping his taint extremely hard. This is to be done in a practiced manner to the extent that the man can perform the act at the exact instant he begins cumming, causing his ejaculatory fluid to launch higher than ever deemed possible as a result of the taint slap.

"I have to clean the ceiling because Gerald pulled the ol' banana hammer puddin' rocket again last night."

"Paulie misfired practicing the banana hammer puddin' rocket and came in my eye!"

Banana hammer puddin' rocket by banana hammer March 16, 2010

The Dirty Hammer 

The Dirty Hammer is a spin off of the original hammer. It begins when a girl is sucking on your balls and makes her way down to your chocolate starfish. Once she is there you proceed to execute the hammer, but you shart performing the awe inspiring Dirty Hammer. If chunks or squirts of feces do not exit your chocolate starfish, you suck at life and should be reading the hammer.

"Jermo accidentally performed the Dirty Hammer on that slutty ho, which has made him a legend!"

The Dirty Hammer by Jermo B April 9, 2008

Clammer Hammer 

When a dude gels his pubes in a part down the middle with hair pointing straight down on each side. Pubes should resemble the nail-remover on a hammer.

"I put on the clammer hammer for Stacy last night"

Clammer Hammer by S.E.Mc-D February 17, 2009

Sand Hammer 

The act of burying your dick in the sand after getting aroused on a nude beach.

Dude why the hell are you still laying there? We gotta go!

Dude... I gotta sand hammer right now.

Sand Hammer by GuidoTexan October 20, 2010