Ass grease 

Swamp Ass - See also ass grease The sweaty lather that occurs between one's ass cheeks, and includes the entire nether region, on the swampiest of days.

It is hotter than the back side of a hogs ass dead and rotting on the side of a Alabama highway in July, and me with my non-breathable rayon pants... Man, do I have swamp ass.

Ass grease by Kid Newark July 21, 2008

Arse grease 

The brown mud like substance that exudes from your frek. This most beautiful excrement is both delicious and highly fragrant. It is best served warm on bread as an entree when having friends over for a social gathering.

Because I bought thin cheap toilet paper, my fingers busted through and i got arse greaseall over my hand

Arse grease by Crozo September 27, 2007

Jake-Grease 

What happens when you play too much World of Warcraft; The outcome of not showering in a week.

Dude, why are you playing Warcraft so much?

Im trying to build up my Jake-Grease.

Jake-Grease by cccccccccccorgy October 19, 2007

Chicken Grease 

The juicy substance between your upper thighs (usually around the butthole). a combination of butthole sweat and leftover poop.

When you dont wipe good enough after your last shit, and then sweat from between your thighs.

Danny: Hey man whats that smell?

Phil: oh dont worry man thats just my chicken grease. i didnt wipe very well after my last shit! sorry bro.

Danny: you get that taken care of buddy

Chicken Grease by freaknasty1 June 20, 2010

Chittling Grease

Chittling Grease is created after a man has had hot sweaty frog sex with a woman all night long and the next morning, without taking a shower, he goes and plays basketball. Once he is finished playing basketball he has now mixed a woman's love juice with some nasty sweat between his balls and his legs. This will create a nasty, funky thick, brown substance and the smell is equivalent to that of chittlings.

Joe: Did you hit that last night?
Frank: I hit it all night and got up and played basketball.
Joe: I knew you smelled funky why you were playing.
Frank: Oh yeah, I got some good old chittling grease right now. Here smell!

Chittling Grease by Julio Rumundo June 19, 2008

Money Grease 

Someone who is so rich that they start using the grease which comes off of $100 dollar bills for everyday jobs.

Ted: "WOW! How did you make your hair so shiny?"
William: "This, Oh it's just money grease!"
Ted: "Rich bastard"
William: "What was that?"
Ted: "Huh? nothing"

Money Grease by MEGAZOR January 4, 2010

Cactus Grease

When cum is sploogin out of a girl's vagina, like a cactus splooges out of it's little hole.

My dick grew twice the size when I saw that cactus grease.

Cactus Grease by Scruff Muff McGruff October 27, 2011