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Definitions by MEGAZOR

Chicken Time 

What fat kids yell out to their mamma's when they are gettin hungry!
Joshep: "CHICKEN TIME!!!"
Mamma: "My son is so fuckin fat"
Chicken Time by MEGAZOR September 5, 2010
What comes out of your system once a party has ended.
Man: "Shit! I was so fucking smashed, I just ate like a fat person!"
Woman: "That's not all you did..."
Man: "Huh?! what are you talkin' bout' you fuckin whore!?"
Woman: "After the party you did a party poo in their letter box"
Man: "Fuckin Jesus!"
Party Poo by MEGAZOR September 5, 2010

Re-Urbaned 

Readding words to Urban Dicitonary no matter how many times you've tried to post something.
Man1: "Like shit!"
Man2: "What?!"
Man1: "Fuckin nerds behind Urban Dictionary won't add my word!"
Man2: "Maybe because in your example you called them fuckin nerds?"
Man1: "Looks like I'll have to re-urbaned again"
Re-Urbaned by MEGAZOR September 5, 2010

Zhe Boobess 

A phrase which means: 'Anything & Everything'.
As a question: Zhe Boobess?
As aggression: Ah, f***! Zhe Boobess!!!
Zhe Boobess by MEGAZOR August 15, 2010

Bieber Fever 

The obsession of Justin Bieber, only cure is a silver bullet to the head.
John: "Hmmm... I think he's a great singer"
'Sam passes John a gun and and five silver bullets'
BANG!!!
Sally: "Oh, God! What happened?!"
Sam: "John had Bieber Fever!"
'Sally picks up the gun and places it to her head'
Bieber Fever by MEGAZOR April 29, 2010

Urban-Dic-Rush 

When you suddenly have your mind filled with great new words to share with the world and you decide to add them all to The Urban Dictionary.
John: "Want to grab a meal?"
Sally: "No, I've just had an Urban-Dic-Rush!"
John: "You're a man!!!"
Sally: "No you dope! I've made new words to share with the world!"
John: "Thank-God!"
Urban-Dic-Rush by MEGAZOR April 7, 2010
- Bummer! There's a hole in the boat
- Bummer! There's a bomb in the bus
- Bummer! There's an old person in the car
- Bummer! There's a dead guy in the airplane
- Bummer! There's a blind guy driving the mini-van
- Bummer! There's a hippy in the Anti-Earth hour national meeting
- Bummer! There's a Jew above Hitlers grave
- Bummer! There's a hippy on the road infront of the double decker bus
Bummer by MEGAZOR April 7, 2010