MEGAZOR's definitions

Thursday Night TV

Thursday Night TV is boring, therefore Thursday Night TV is used to describe boring things.

Frank: "Hey! son, look at that ride!"
Timmy: "Dad I'd rather watch Thursday Night TV"
Frank: "Boring piece of shit..."
Timmy: "What did ya call me?!"
Frank: "Nothing son!"
Timmy: "You wanna Go!"
'gun shots'

by MEGAZOR January 23, 2010

Party Poo

What comes out of your system once a party has ended.

Man: "Shit! I was so fucking smashed, I just ate like a fat person!"
Woman: "That's not all you did..."
Man: "Huh?! what are you talkin' bout' you fuckin whore!?"
Woman: "After the party you did a party poo in their letter box"
Man: "Fuckin Jesus!"

by MEGAZOR September 5, 2010

iI

An Apple webcam yet to be created. In the future this will also be the default eye for our robot slaves.

Harry: "Hey man have you seen the new iI?"
Aron: "Man I've got one for my robo-doggy!"
Harry: "Wow! I need one for my blow-up doll!"
Aron: ---
Harry: "Awkward..."

by MEGAZOR April 7, 2010

Somesay

Instead of 'sensei' Somesay is a marshal art in which the teacher spends most of the time saying "Somesay not much, Somesay too much, others say not a lot"

Fred: "Ha! look at that Somesay!"
Frank: "Hes a DOG!!!"

by MEGAZOR February 3, 2010

Bruck

Bruck is the words Brick & Stuck together meaning stuck under a brick.

On the weekend I went to a building site and became bruck.

by MEGAZOR August 12, 2009

Urban-Dic-Rush

When you suddenly have your mind filled with great new words to share with the world and you decide to add them all to The Urban Dictionary.

John: "Want to grab a meal?"
Sally: "No, I've just had an Urban-Dic-Rush!"
John: "You're a man!!!"
Sally: "No you dope! I've made new words to share with the world!"
John: "Thank-God!"

by MEGAZOR April 7, 2010

Seben

The most common typo for the word 'seven'.

part of an email:
" Hey, Bazza!

The other day I got seben pairs of shoes!"

by MEGAZOR February 3, 2010