22 definitions by MEGAZOR

Chicken Time

What fat kids yell out to their mamma's when they are gettin hungry!

Joshep: "CHICKEN TIME!!!"
Mamma: "My son is so fuckin fat"

by MEGAZOR September 5, 2010

Money Grease

Someone who is so rich that they start using the grease which comes off of $100 dollar bills for everyday jobs.

Ted: "WOW! How did you make your hair so shiny?"
William: "This, Oh it's just money grease!"
Ted: "Rich bastard"
William: "What was that?"
Ted: "Huh? nothing"

by MEGAZOR January 5, 2010

The Oxford Dictionary

A sensible dictionary which has taken many years to construct. Written by posh English gentlemen in London England.

John: "What the F*** is that crap!
Thomas: "It's The Oxford Dictionary"
John: "Looks like a pile of educational shit!"
Thomas: "It's much better than that half burnt Urban Dictionary in your hand"
John: "Don't dis words of the web!"

by MEGAZOR January 5, 2010

Party Poo

What comes out of your system once a party has ended.

Man: "Shit! I was so fucking smashed, I just ate like a fat person!"
Woman: "That's not all you did..."
Man: "Huh?! what are you talkin' bout' you fuckin whore!?"
Woman: "After the party you did a party poo in their letter box"
Man: "Fuckin Jesus!"

by MEGAZOR September 5, 2010

Deunk

Deunk, meaning Dead Drunk. When someone is so smashed that they can no longer walk and think that their singing is 'nice' they are deunk (dead-drunk)

Pronuced: Dunk

"Last night Tim was deunk"
"WOW! I'm not drunk, I'm deunk"

Man 1: "Last night I became drunk!"
Man 2: "I was smashed!"
Man 3: "I became deunk!"
Man 1: "ewww..."

by MEGAZOR August 13, 2009

Bruck

Bruck is the words Brick & Stuck together meaning stuck under a brick.

On the weekend I went to a building site and became bruck.

by MEGAZOR August 12, 2009

Somesay

Instead of 'sensei' Somesay is a marshal art in which the teacher spends most of the time saying "Somesay not much, Somesay too much, others say not a lot"

Fred: "Ha! look at that Somesay!"
Frank: "Hes a DOG!!!"

by MEGAZOR February 3, 2010