Glaswegian Goatee

A guy goes down a on a particulary hairy woman. Giving him the appearance of having facial hair. Can be accompanied by the smell of Glasgow Docks.

Taylor went to down a hairy lass last night. Looked like he had a Glaswegian Goatee...

by HolyTaylorist August 6, 2011

Escape Goat

an escape goat is a sheep that is the hardest to catch and shag, the letters goat actually standing for "greatest of all time" referring to it's rare and incredible escape from the clutches of the expert sheep catching/shagging welsh.

"Ye may have gotten away this time ye little escape goat but we'll shag ye sooner or later!"

by Dalton Crusty November 29, 2021

Rape the goat

To settle for less.
Archaic usage: to go to bed.

He went home with that ugly chick? Man, he really raped the goat.

Archaic usage: Oh, man, I've been up since 5 am. I think I'm gonna go rape the goat.

by bdb2h April 11, 2008

Harder than a goats knee

1> Donegal slang for something so complex it is only to be reffered to a goats knee, pressumibly because they are quite hard.

OR

2> Used as a phrase to describe something/someone or how they make you feel.

1:- Jeekers boys, that Hendrix riff is Harder than a goats knee!

2:- Jaime: Jesus Richard, your sister gets me

*Pétur and Jaime in unison*

HARDER THAN A GOATS KNEE. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHA AHA No put seriously, we've spit roasted her.

by Jaime-the-ledge January 18, 2010

Slap a goat

getting so mad that you are to the point of physically hurting a goat. So frustrated that you would hurt a living creature.

I'm so mad I could slap a goat. I'm so mad I would slap a goat.

by TheRealPandaSwag November 5, 2010

penis painting tree goat

a word used to describe someone that looks spicy.

Damn, Carla is a penis painting tree goat today.

by zeewatinaho March 1, 2011

rad dad goals

a phrase, usually used as a hashtag, that expresses admiration for another person's father

"OMG, her dad just made a pun! he is rad dad goals"
"#raddadgoals"

by lescoffeebeans March 7, 2015