Dildo'ed

the act of having such a long dildo shoved up your ass that it pertrudes out of your nose. kind of like milk when you laugh to hard.

-Dude! You made me dildo!
-Sick man! You dildo'ed all over my apartment!
-Jim is a dildoaholic. He gets dildo'ed like 4 times a day.

by JQandErn January 3, 2008

Double-Penetration-Dildo-Face

An insult worthy of anyone...trust me.

You gave me syphilis you Double-Penetration-Dildo-Face!!

by ohnoyourmomsmyhoe February 28, 2011

dildick

a prosthetic created using a dildo to replace one's penis. The middle is usually hollowed out to allow urine to pass through.

Billus: "Hey, did you hear about Garvin, he was in a bad car wreck and his dick was cut off in the windshield."

Samule: "Oh yeah I heard, but the docs gave him a dildick, so he's good to go."

by Marvelous Mark May 17, 2009

Alaskan Dildo

Simply where one takes a shit in a condom, ties it up, then put's the condom in the freezer until its rock hard then pulls it back out later for use of a dildo.

a shit dildo, or Alaskan Dildo

by anthony wells October 20, 2008

dildo

What us gay men love to shove up our asses when we get horny and no men are around. Dildos come in many sizes and have many different features. Great for relief of sexual tension when my boyfriend isnt around.

Mike couldnt find his boyfriend Sonny so he just used a large purple dildo instead.

by Zarathustra November 21, 2007

Dildon't

(noun): derogatory term in the genre of douchebag, used by a comparison reference to emphasize that an individual is far worse than a dildo.

"That guy's worse than a dildo. He's a dildon't."

by Chanceous September 30, 2007

Dildonic

(adj.) A psychological dependency on mediated mechanical technology and rejection of human relationships.

Participate in life, don't live a dildonic existence.

by Ann_Arbor_gg January 16, 2009