Tropical Depression

When you’re in Florida and you’re depressed.

“Kirby I’m suffering from tropical depression.” - Leah

by leahjjade September 4, 2018

Duke Depp/Willy Wonka Tiktok

a cute tik toker, my future baby daddy and husband. - s

Willy Wonka Tiktok is played by Duke Depp.

person a: "who's behind Duke?"
person b: "you're stupid, he's Duke Depp/Willy Wonka Tiktok"

by wonkaxasuka October 21, 2020

Post-Shartum Depression

The depressing feeling one gets after excreting a log the size of a small child.

Joe: Ted are you ok?
Ted: I've been having anxiety attacks since this morning after I dropped a huge duece.
Joe: Man, you better see a doctor. I think you have Post-Shartum Depression.

by rustachio April 25, 2009

Post-shore Depression

Non-psychotic depression occurring during the first few hours/days after watching new episodes of Jersey Shore. The sufferer may feel worthless, without purpose, distraught and in extreme causes suicidal in the belief that their sole reason for being has been taken away from them. Usually following a short period of elation due to the extreme attachment the sufferer has to the TV show and the fulfilment of their desire, much like an addiction. The depression most often occurs when the subject realises they have, in fact, a whole week to wait for another new episode and have to go 'cold turkey' for this time.

Nah bro, I got a bad case of post-shore depression in here

by thesitch18 October 17, 2010

Runner's Depression

the opposite of the Runner's High; the sadness runners feel during extended periods of not running; after distance running, runners become happy on the endorphines their brain releases, so the lack of running and lack of endorphines causes a feeling of depression

Stephanie had Runner's Depression after her track season finished.

by Mikimawse January 26, 2012

sex deprived

Having to do with suffering caused by a lack of sexual relations. Including lack of oral, vaginal, and anal sex.

She feels sex deprived when her married lover does not come to Memphis from Nashville to fuck her.

He called her but she didn't answer the phone, that weekend he felt sex deprived.

Going without sex for too long can cause sexual deprivation.

He got blue-balls because she deprived him of sex for too long.

by Rendezvous December 16, 2008

Johnny Depp

An amazing actor and very attractive. He's 40, and he still, somehow, looks 25.

He's a year (probably a couple months) older than my mom.

by *Takanishi* September 16, 2004