CMC or Closet Music Clique

a homosexual ultra corny rap group that found it niche by incorporating gay punch lines into rap songs.

"CMC or closet music clique thinks they music is tight, but they are lamer than flo-rida, bow wow, and the beastie boys."

by long division April 13, 2009

CLOSED LEGS DON'T GET FED

IF YOU DON'T HAVE SEX YOU DON'T MAKE MONEY, HENCE YOU CAN'T EAT.

WOMAN #1: "I DON'T MIND STRIPPING BUT HAVING SEX IS A WHOLE NOTHER THING."

WOMAN #2: "GIRL IN THIS BUSINESS, CLOSED LEGS DON'T GET FED."

by SENRYAN July 24, 2009

Cloosh

Shaving a girl's pubic hair and stuffing it into her vagina.

Ew, gross, she tried to do a furball impression by queefing after clooshing!

by CR24 April 12, 2010

get out of the closet

a term used for telling people to become gay or lesbian or homosexual.

{insert name here}! GET OUT OF THE CLOSET!

by person who got out of it May 26, 2009

cloister fuck

Several "cloister tiles" are placed within proximity to one another when playing Carcassonne.

"Geeze you've got a friggin cloister fuck over there."

by mshell December 15, 2008

fairly close friends

When a girl doesn't want to be with you, but wants you to continue prioritizing her because let's be honest, you're the pussy who cares more about her, and she likes knowing she matters to someone, and will use that to come around you when no one is around for her. You know almost everything about her and you're always there for her, while she knows nothing of you and john snow. This woman is a smart,heartless, blue eyed creature that knows not to call you bestfriend because she doesn't want you to invest this much dedication into another girl cause she wont be special anymore and will self pity that she doesnt matter anyways. Plus, lets be honest she doesnt want to give you all that fucking time either. She doesn't care to know you because you do all the caring in loving her.

"I consider us fairly close friends."

by Fairly close friends July 28, 2016

closet eater

A fat person who in public eats little, but gorges themselves in private.

Joe is really fat, but I never see him eating more than a salad. He must be a closet eater.

by philsphan88 March 16, 2008