road rules 

a show that makes your heart heavy and your prostate weak

when i watch road rules my bowels well up and i rech all over my cat

road rules by Hobo joe August 2, 2003

road conning 

the strategical placement of cones on a road where cars are bound to hit them.

I coned that cadillac on 14 mile last weekend.

road conning by Evan April 23, 2004

ROAD KENNEL 

slang for a k9 police car.

cop action in which a police dog is used.

originates from the kennels used for house pets.

"you bill! Road kennel comin' up on your right!"

"ditch the drugs, man! the police always be rollin' in the road kennels in the crib."

ROAD KENNEL by benbot877 January 24, 2008

road pack a turd

Not having the ability to poop for an extended period of time because of driving or riding in a vehicle.

Travis says: "Dave where are you going?"
Dave says: "I'm going to take a crap, i don't think i can road pack a turd for an hour!"

road pack a turd by travdizzle April 1, 2009

Road Chips

A humorous euphamism to refer to the unlikelyhood of highly portable chips. Road chips are a rare occurance due to the low portability factor of these crispy delicious snacks.I.e. "Sorry guys, I can't meet up, I just opened these chips."

"We're gonna get a move on, we better get some road chips."

"These road chips are perfect for our road trip."

Road Chips by C.S.K. July 10, 2009

road bastard 

any vehicle larger than originally intended. typically lifted trucks and suv's.

That road bastard must have had atleast an 8 inch lift and 40 inch tires.

road bastard by MyFordIsOne November 23, 2009

Road Loko

Consuming the energy/alcohol drink 4 loko while driving or sitting in a moving vehicle. Similar to "road soda" but with a 4 loko instead of a beer'

Ex. Bring some road loko's with us on the ride or it will be boring as fuck

Road Loko by ph aero October 31, 2010