Meaty Gonzalez

This is both the name of an act and a drink. To give someone a Meaty Gonzalez, you have to physically beat the recipient until they start coughing up blood. At that point, you place a high powered vacuum hose into their throat and suck the contents into a drinking glass. This is then given to the recipient as a drink, and they must drink the entire contents.

Tony made me very angry last night, so I gave him a meaty gonzalez.

by Captain Cid January 31, 2025

METtard

An ignorant, incompetent, functionally stupid individual that works at Home Depot on the MET team. A person so mentally challenged that they couldn't even meet the low standards of a regular Home Depot associate and had to be put into a special group of morons. METtards as a whole have high levels of absenteeism, insubordination and suicide.

They fired another METtard yesterday because he was late for the 17th time this month.

Another METtard blew his brains out over the weekend.

The whole project was ruined because one of the METtard's couldn't read the instructions.

by ChazKnowzBest February 9, 2025

Mettamo

An AI replica that interacts with the world on your behalf. A term for capturing and protecting human essence in a digital world.

“Dude, I just uploaded my Mettamo—now my whole vibe is locked in and untouchable.”

"Spent 4 hours chatting with Sam Harris' Mettamo, lost track of time cuz I was getting schooled!"

by IAmAnElasticFirecracker February 12, 2025

meatyocre

Refers to da true/eventual less-than-satisfying status of something dat was initially touted or presented as being impressively "beefy".

Classic examples of "meatyocre" would be disappointingly-"lean" portions of "actual-Angus" in fast-food burgers, lackluster weightlifting-results on yer bicepses, or da puny length/thickness of a guy's love-pipe.

by QuacksO February 21, 2025

Meaty Starfish

1. A virtual fast food restaurant ran by buffoons (Neebs Gaming)
2. An asshole

welcome to the Meaty Starfish, let us put our meat in your mouth

by coolpotatoe724 February 24, 2025

Methyl

Non chemical substance only if it’s pure form which is desoxyn. Methyl or G or shit also work slang terms no relation or side effect if it does it shouldn’t

Methyl made blues look like zombies

by prosvsjoesamronstbrown April 1, 2025

metta

she is mine stay away from her # mine.

some ugly little rat ; “hey your. friend metta is pretty cute “ me ; “ no she isnt what are you talking about?? anyways she would never like you so stay away.”

by mettaismybestiefortherestie April 6, 2025