touted 

something that is very hyped, which everybody talks about, therefore, everybody wants it.

USC got a new recruit this year. OJ Mayo is a highly touted player.

touted by mfo October 27, 2007

kolo toured

To attempt at something but fail miserably.

I tried to clear the ball out of the box but Kolo Toured it and scored in my own net.

kolo toured by JGenzy February 14, 2014

Tooted 

A truck or suv (usually clapped out) who’s owner could only afford to lift the front. Thus, the shitbox is given a squatting appearance. Common with ‘Lina boys

Darrell: How come ya box only got a lift in da front? Why u runnin bald mud graps on 30 inch wheels?
Cleetus: Cuz I like my shit tooted. I stay stargazing. Drove my cousin Susanna around after we got done fucking last night.

Tooted by oorahmarines April 28, 2020

Trouted 

When someone gets so smashed that they do not remember what they did and did not make it to a social event, and are in no state for society.

when an individual gets Trouted they can't make it to a ball that they payed for.

Trouted by JJBmister October 21, 2011

Tolted 

essentially another word for cool or swag. if something is tolt or tolted, it’s super cool or popular

amy: have you seen carmelina?
katie: omg yes, her dress is so tolted!!

Tolted by saltypringlemilfs April 29, 2021

Toutes des salopes 

"They're all sluts" in French. Used to point out the obvious, by frustration or for comical release.

Toutes des salopes! Sauf nos mères et nos soeurs. Nos mères par respect, et nos soeurs par ignorance.

They're all sluts! Except our mothers and sisters. Our mothers from respect, and our sisters by ignorance.

"Toutes des salopes!" said Tom after he got dumped.

Toutes des salopes by soakrmk July 7, 2006

Tomtedino 

If you have to search up what Tomtedino means, He knows you are not worthy

"Tomtedino sees that you are not worthy"

Tomtedino by anonymous June 14, 2021