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meatyocre 

Refers to da true/eventual less-than-satisfying status of something dat was initially touted or presented as being impressively "beefy".
Classic examples of "meatyocre" would be disappointingly-"lean" portions of "actual-Angus" in fast-food burgers, lackluster weightlifting-results on yer bicepses, or da puny length/thickness of a guy's love-pipe.
meatyocre by QuacksO February 21, 2025
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meatjockey

A NYC butcher. A bartender of meat, not booze. A large, muscled, long haired, tattooed, biker type. Conversations with meatjockey are filled with double entendre and innuendo. Like a bartender, he makes you feel good about yourself.
Girlfriend 1: I think I'm going to go to meatjockey and get some steaks for tonight.
Girlfriend 2: Just go to the supermarket, no?
Girlfriend 1: No way! I go to meatjockey. The steaks are amazing and he makes me feel all hot and bothered and good about myself. It's worth the money!
meatjockey by Meatjockey June 29, 2011

meatrocket 

If Chelsea Clinton had as many meatrockets sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her she would look like a porcupine.
meatrocket by sufferpuppet March 29, 2009

meatrocket 

giant slab of meat often used by my wife every night after the kids are sent off to bed
Husband: Honey, are the kids in bed yet?
Wife: Yes, now can I wear your meatrocket as a hat?
Kid: *Peaks from behind door* Daddy, what's a meatrocket?
meatrocket by Kak October 24, 2004

meatcrease 

a woman's vagina. usually, a fat woman's vagina.
that fat chick's meatcrease smelled foul
meatcrease by qyrg August 19, 2004

meatycrackwhore

An extremely fat whore. She is paid with steak and loves bondage games. She also has a HUGE boner.
I was fucking that meatycrackwhore and then her big dick popped out and knocked me out.

meatlocker 

Basically its a vagina, if you put it together in your head it makes sense. Ask yourself the question, what locks meat?
I am going to punch her in her meatlocker tonight.
meatlocker by blademaster21212 February 28, 2008
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
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