meatyocre

Refers to da true/eventual less-than-satisfying status of something dat was initially touted or presented as being impressively "beefy".

Classic examples of "meatyocre" would be disappointingly-"lean" portions of "actual-Angus" in fast-food burgers, lackluster weightlifting-results on yer bicepses, or da puny length/thickness of a guy's love-pipe.

by QuacksO February 21, 2025

meatjockey

A NYC butcher. A bartender of meat, not booze. A large, muscled, long haired, tattooed, biker type. Conversations with meatjockey are filled with double entendre and innuendo. Like a bartender, he makes you feel good about yourself.

Girlfriend 1: I think I'm going to go to meatjockey and get some steaks for tonight.
Girlfriend 2: Just go to the supermarket, no?
Girlfriend 1: No way! I go to meatjockey. The steaks are amazing and he makes me feel all hot and bothered and good about myself. It's worth the money!

by Meatjockey June 29, 2011

meatrocket

Another euphemism for cock

If Chelsea Clinton had as many meatrockets sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her she would look like a porcupine.

by sufferpuppet March 29, 2009

meatrocket

giant slab of meat often used by my wife every night after the kids are sent off to bed

Husband: Honey, are the kids in bed yet?
Wife: Yes, now can I wear your meatrocket as a hat?
Kid: *Peaks from behind door* Daddy, what's a meatrocket?

by Kak October 24, 2004

meatcrease

a woman's vagina. usually, a fat woman's vagina.

that fat chick's meatcrease smelled foul

by qyrg August 19, 2004

meatycrackwhore

An extremely fat whore. She is paid with steak and loves bondage games. She also has a HUGE boner.

I was fucking that meatycrackwhore and then her big dick popped out and knocked me out.

by Kitty tickled her dad and Won December 16, 2018

meatlocker

Basically its a vagina, if you put it together in your head it makes sense. Ask yourself the question, what locks meat?

I am going to punch her in her meatlocker tonight.

by blademaster21212 February 28, 2008