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Jeremiah

This is the douchebag stoner Jeremiah. He smokes weed everywhere. Gets high at school and will most likely get expelled for possession of weed. Always thinks that if you mention his name without actually talking to him youre talking shit. Only threatens people who are younger and smaller than him. Has a really shitty beard that makes him look Amish. His teeth are also really fucked up. Never brushes his teeth, and flexes his "gold" he got from Walmart. If he gets over 100$, he will also flex that on Instagram. Uses 420 and his horoscope as a nickname for everything. Definitely skates. Acts like he was born in the 90s and always says "kids these days will never know the struggle of back then" when those kids were born a year later than him. Wears fake gold grills on his teeth and says they are real even though they look like plastic or something you would get from a Halloween costume. Says nigga a lot even though he is white. He wears really baggy clothes and sags his pants all gay n shit. Calls teachers he likes by their first name cause he thinks "they close." If you are around this person, he will make really shitty jokes constantly and wont shut up even after the teacher tells him to stfu. His laugh is fucking gay, and will make fun of people but will get mad if he is made fun of. He says bruh in at least every sentence. He will mention how hes from the hood and thinks hes hot af.
I'm so glad that fucktard Jeremiah got expelled. He was a bitch anyways. Literally everyone forgot abut him.
by NiggaSaucin February 24, 2019
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Ron Jeremy

Getting hit in the eye from a falling hacky sack or other object while looking up in the air to see where it went.
Ouch. Mindy took a Ron Jeremy to the eye when she was looking to see where the hack got booted.
by Danon Hargadin February 7, 2007
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Jeremy Lenzo is the bassist of Mayday Parade, previously in Defining Moment. He's that awesome dude, occasionally with a fro who you just have to love! He is famous for his funny tweets. He is EXTREMELY ATTRACTIVE.
He is an awesome dude.
I totally saw Mayday Parade last night, Jeremy Lenzo looked so rapable!
by GlitterAndGlam. October 10, 2010
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Jeremy

Jeremy is the sweetest guy u will ever meet. He will love u and care for u he’ll do anything just for u. He can make u laugh without a problem and take care of u but if ur on his bad side we will turn into a big dick to people he hates so u better watch out!
Jeremy is hot, I want to be his bf!
by Albertian May 14, 2018
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jeramyia

A pin ass nigga that will slap any dick he comes across
That nigga jeramyia has a pin
by Jerrys mother May 21, 2018
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Jeremy

Jeremy is a nobody.
by Jeremy_ryan_17 February 28, 2019
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Jeremiah

That kid in class that gets hooked up with his girlfriend in the boys bathroom girls are all over him
Omg Jeremiah is soooo Awesome and nice
by Jeremiah j j October 16, 2019
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