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flemin

an euphemism for the f word can be shortened to flem
What the flem is up with that flemin flem mr fleming?
by whatever2002 April 17, 2004
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Flaming Phoenix

See Screaming Eagle. Add one plus fire. Good times all round.
Mike: "Can you believe that stupid splitty did a flaming phoenix?"

Max: "She won't be able to walk for a week"
by The Infamous Pi August 2, 2005
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Debbie Flemming

Vomiting on a womans back while on a one night stand, during sexual intercourse. In the doggystyle position.
Man, I met this girl at the bar last night and when I was having sex with her I was so wasted, I did not want to stop to throw up in the bathroom, so I Debbie Flemminged on her back and kept going until I was finished having sex.
by Matt50hertz March 29, 2007
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Flaming Asshole

What results when someone douses his erect penis in Everclear, lights it on fire, and surprises someone in the butt.
Man, Ben was fucking with me all night until I gave him the flaming asshole. That shut his broke ass up.
by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 13, 2003
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flexing

When one male-gender-oriented indvidual decides to show another of the classification their bicep muscle, and in the process tightening the muscle, achieving maximum douchebag level. Usually used on somone who could be described as being a 'hater' by the flexer, or the 'flexee'
Guy 1: "Drake's new album comes out today! I hear there are 12 songs on it about his secret lover Lil Wanye, and the other 3 are about losing."

Guy 2: "Drake blows"

Guy 1: "I'm gonna flex on you!!!"
(Guy 1 starts flexing)
by Zaneke Mutumbo December 18, 2011
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flaming

It's an adjective that means "on fire", morons.
"That wing is flaming. Death seems imminent."
by Jesus Hitler Christ March 25, 2004
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Flemming

Verb. The practice of leaving or depositing your feacal matter in an inappropriate place. eg: Microwave
The dog totally flemminged on the lounge floor." "Dude you got too drunk and got your flemming on in the microwave" "Flemming is disgusting, why would anyone do that?
by Revengewasneversweeter July 27, 2011
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