toss the bastard

To masturbate (male).

Johnny makes time everyday to toss the bastard.

by EntropySoup June 10, 2008

bastard head

a ultimate bastard. irritating cunt

you bastard head!!!!!

by RanCorX2 October 19, 2006

Rat bastard

the most annoying little shit on the earth who bugs you all the time

Jon Finchen AKA the greaseball
Dan Barber or wee man

by CrispyFried May 14, 2003

Attention Bastard

The male counterpart ot the common attention whore.Characterized by sad and pathetic blogs,posts or bulletins complaining about how terrible their lives are because they aren't either drunk or having sex.Noted for blaming their current situation on anyone but themselves.

He was such an attention bastard that he posted three seperate threads complaing about how much his life sucks.

by Bizarro Waffle Monkey October 19, 2008

Sad Bastards

The sorta people that leave really pathetic definitions on here as they have nothing better to do!

U lot are sad bastards

by Stevie September 8, 2004

Lucky Bastard

When you touch or see any of the females private parts

“Omg I accidentally touched her tities”
“You lucky bastard”

by Minecrafttities1234 May 23, 2019

bastardization of death metal

The derogatory word for Deathcore, This implies that the genre sucks.

generic person - ZOMG!!11!1!!one!!!HEY LISTEN TO THIS DEATHCORE BAND you cant understand what they're saying but the breakdowns are awesome!!!

generic person 2 - what the hell this is a bastardization of death metal!!!

by death maker July 3, 2009