whoostinbob

Adj. A person who is really white and has a lot of acne. This person tends to be short.

Justin has been a whoostinbob lately.

by primx June 11, 2018

Book Whooped

Having your butt beat with a book. Literally.

Holy crap... my butt is sore....

Why?

I got book whooped....

Huh?

by lilbadass January 12, 2011

can on whoopass

A moron's version of can of whoopass. Used by every idiot nerd at my school because they think it'll make them cool.

Nerd - 'Yo yo yo, I just opened up a can on whoopass'.
Me - 'You're a fag.'
*Beats nerd up*

by Nerdbeater May 16, 2004

whoopzy daizy

A mistake, a faux pa, an embarrassment, accident or otherwise terrible moment in one's life

I was walking into work and slipped and fell (while wearing a skirt) right at the main entrance in front of my CEO! Whoopzy Daizy!

by www.whoopzydaizy.com October 20, 2009

whoopie pickles

a sarcastic way of acknowledging what someone just said.

Obama just signed the health care bill.

Whoopie pickles.

by annabike April 2, 2010

Whoosh

A spell typically used by a black Mage to shrink ones “special” member

Whoosh your shlong is now a short

by Bigbillshill April 9, 2019

Smoosh the tush and whoosh

The process of acquiring some ass followed by leaving shortly after. May be applied anally, or metaphorically by the female gender.

Girl #1: Are you exclusively dating him?
Girl #2: Nah, I just smoosh the tush and whoosh.

by lexidaveraph April 4, 2011