Prostidude

A natural born male that provides as a service to females sex and companionship. A man of the night. Simply a male whore or hooker

Becky was feeling lonely after watching murder she wrote, so she went into town to buy a Prostidude to satisfy her intimate desires

by mikeyears81 May 4, 2022

Prostate-toot-shuN

When a prostitute fiddles with your prostate until you toot, and then you shun her for the rest of the STD bang sesh.

Big Queefy: Yo Boner, I’m tryna hit hooters tonight, you in?

Boney Stoney: First, it’s Boney, not Boner. And second, I’m out. I’m shunning prostitutes rn, I call it prostate-toot-shun. So I’m not down with looking at any Hooter whores tonight. You’ll get multiple STDs just looking at them.

Big Queefy: True, I got Gonorrhea and Crabs just from staring at this Hooter hoe last time. Turns out the crabs were not the food like I thought..

Boney Stoney: Damn that’s hot. Nvm, I’m so in.

by Stoney69 July 16, 2022

prostature

The stature when holds in regards to the condition of their prostate.

Do you think he'd steal my girl if we became friends?
I don't think he's got the prostature for that. Just in case, take the week off.

by flexydevil October 24, 2022

prosthitute

A prostitute that has some augmentation via prosthesis.

Me: Yo, Larry. I hooked up with that prosthitute last night. She wanted me off with her robot arm.

by Somewhat Schizo November 8, 2022

Prostatheist

A man that does not believe that prostate stimulation will feel good. This could be through lack of experience, opportunity, or fear of seeming gay

Gareth used to be a Prostatheist until I smashed his back doors in and made him see god.

by Novox May 27, 2023

Prostate

The gland that controls whether or not you ejaculate or take a whizz, it's also kinda responsible for the results that happen after you stuff something into your bussy.

"G-God I'm using 108% of my prostate right now!-!!"

by Zach T. Radass July 30, 2024

prosticeute

The actors in the pharmaceutical commercials who prance around all smiling faced and happy while the voice over warns of the deadly side effects of that particular drug.

I enjoyed watching the prosticeute play tennis while incubating a brain tumor from the drug she takes for excessive flatulence.

by Roger Roundly September 30, 2023