Definitions by flexydevil

Junkankle 

It hasn't quite healed up. the ankle I mean. It's a messed up ankle that isn't bad enough to visit a hospital over but doesn't seem to be healing either.

Are you going to work? You need to get up.

Sorry, the junkankle's been acting up.

Junkankle by flexydevil May 8, 2023

Saturday scottsdale 

First you wait until it's Saturday, then you lather up the inside of your mailbox with barbecue sauce. Proceed to thrust in and out until satisfied with what you have done.

Nobody respected Ted. Nobody cared for Ted. He committed Saturday scottsdale and now he has committed Saturday scottsdale. His life really hasn't changed but he did it and now he feels more the man for it.

Saturday scottsdale by flexydevil May 8, 2023

Hellish handshake 

One of two things, Either you later your hand in hot sauce and grope the berries or you wrap your hand with thorns and give a handy.

He wants to do it with me so bad. I'll give him a hellish handshake and see how much he likes that!

Hellish handshake by flexydevil May 8, 2023

Ugle slapping 

Slapping some ugly butt. Ugles need love too!

Don't you feel any shame? She looks like Gregory.

Bro, nothing better then some pent up ugle slapping sometimes.

Ugle slapping by flexydevil May 2, 2023

Potatotarian 

Like a vegetarian but you only eat potato's.

Bob isn't looking so good...

He dropped his meat and became a potatotarian.

Potatotarian by flexydevil May 1, 2023

Goff 

Somebody who desires to be treated as goth but hasn't put any time or effort into their image or personality.

Steve may wear black and drink coffee but he isn't deep, he's not dangerous. he thinks make up is for gays and leather is for perverts. He can't take an insult and he's never been to a rave. He isn't goth, he's goff. Just a little off.

Goff by flexydevil April 28, 2023

oralchimaru 

When instead of taking blood from Mortals like a decent God-fearing vampire you got to get your tongue all involved in that business.

Dude didn't even finish him off. Gave him an oralchimaru, probably lurkin. Oh he dead. Nevermind. let's go. Let's Go!

oralchimaru by flexydevil October 24, 2022