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It hasn't quite healed up. the ankle I mean. It's a messed up ankle that isn't bad enough to visit a hospital over but doesn't seem to be healing either.
by flexydevil May 8, 2023
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Nobody respected Ted. Nobody cared for Ted. He committed Saturday scottsdale and now he has committed Saturday scottsdale. His life really hasn't changed but he did it and now he feels more the man for it.
by flexydevil May 8, 2023
Get the Saturday scottsdale mug.One of two things, Either you later your hand in hot sauce and grope the berries or you wrap your hand with thorns and give a handy.
by flexydevil May 8, 2023
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Bro, nothing better then some pent up ugle slapping sometimes.
Bro, nothing better then some pent up ugle slapping sometimes.
by flexydevil May 2, 2023
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Steve may wear black and drink coffee but he isn't deep, he's not dangerous. he thinks make up is for gays and leather is for perverts. He can't take an insult and he's never been to a rave. He isn't goth, he's goff. Just a little off.
by flexydevil April 28, 2023
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Dude didn't even finish him off. Gave him an oralchimaru, probably lurkin. Oh he dead. Nevermind. let's go. Let's Go!
by flexydevil October 24, 2022
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