Don't you feel any shame? She looks like Gregory.
Bro, nothing better then some pent up ugle slapping sometimes.
Bro, nothing better then some pent up ugle slapping sometimes.
by flexydevil May 02, 2023
Do you think he'd steal my girl if we became friends?
I don't think he's got the prostature for that. Just in case, take the week off.
I don't think he's got the prostature for that. Just in case, take the week off.
by flexydevil October 24, 2022
by flexydevil May 01, 2023
Somebody who desires to be treated as goth but hasn't put any time or effort into their image or personality.
Steve may wear black and drink coffee but he isn't deep, he's not dangerous. he thinks make up is for gays and leather is for perverts. He can't take an insult and he's never been to a rave. He isn't goth, he's goff. Just a little off.
by flexydevil April 28, 2023
It hasn't quite healed up. the ankle I mean. It's a messed up ankle that isn't bad enough to visit a hospital over but doesn't seem to be healing either.
by flexydevil May 08, 2023
When instead of taking blood from Mortals like a decent God-fearing vampire you got to get your tongue all involved in that business.
Dude didn't even finish him off. Gave him an oralchimaru, probably lurkin. Oh he dead. Nevermind. let's go. Let's Go!
by flexydevil October 24, 2022
First you wait until it's Saturday, then you lather up the inside of your mailbox with barbecue sauce. Proceed to thrust in and out until satisfied with what you have done.
Nobody respected Ted. Nobody cared for Ted. He committed Saturday scottsdale and now he has committed Saturday scottsdale. His life really hasn't changed but he did it and now he feels more the man for it.
by flexydevil May 08, 2023