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gloryhole goblin

One of the highest ranking in the peeping Tom category. A gloryhole goblin is a nasty little troll like creature who gets off on watching dudes shit and wash their foreskin.
"Bro I swear theres someone watching me I think it's a gloryhole goblin" "there ain't no such thing as a gloryhole goblin" 24 A Winter Street Sanford ME
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 10, 2022
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House goblin

An individual living inside another persons home without their consent or knowledge. This individual could be in the walls or in the attic for example.
"Did you hear? Richie had a house goblin living in his attic."
by yeetwehat July 16, 2022
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Nod Goblin

Nod Goblin- noun

A fantasy explanation/ or excuse for the men loss or misplacing of valuable personal items or narcotics while losing consciousness after taking powerful narcotics yourself.

Example:
“ yo G what happened to the 8 ball I gave you lastnight?”
“ idk man, nod goblins musta got it”.
Example:
“ yo G what happened to the 8 ball I gave you lastnight?”
idk man, nod goblins musta got it”.
by J Wizzy August 23, 2022
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Box goblin

Noun person who works over night stocking merchandise while the store is close

Also see Box Goblin king the night manager or supervisor that organizes and leads the box goblins
I tasked my box goblins with replenishing the toilet paper aisle since covid panic decimated our shelves.
by ANGELISDARKER October 28, 2022
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Butt goblin

Someone who constantly bitches about everything. They intentionally try to suck the fun out of all activities until life isn’t worth living anymore. Only when life is a bland depressing wasteland of awfulness are they content with themselves.
Good god, Carissa is being such a butt goblin. All I said is that I want an Asian girlfriend and she’s all butthurt about it. She even said she hated me and that I’m a terrible person.
by Fluxmetrical January 11, 2023
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Dishevelled Goblin

What you call the poop when you take a dump on someone's chest.
I took a shit on Dave's chest and gave him a dishevelled Goblin.
by undsioux7 January 25, 2023
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Givy Goblin

A person who jumps from live stream to stream on Whatnot looking for free giveaways. They enter a stream just for a giveaway and leave once a winner is announced. Then find another giveaway stream and repeat.
Oh, there's that person again being a givy goblin.
by DJ_Lithium March 29, 2023
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