Flags

A 'Flag' is a proverbial claim made by a male when he has had sexual interactions in a particular way with a female and that female has not had or experienced that particular act/position before with any other male.

Man, that dude is going to struggle to place flags on El, we boned in every way, shape and form possible.

Man, that guy is going to have to stoop to some borderline degenerate actions to claim flags on that girl.

I feel good man, I have totally flagged that girl. short of cumming in her ear while fingering her ass.. he is gonna struggle to lay flags.

by Themanwhoflagged February 16, 2013

Flagstone

The actual place that most parents refer to when they tell their kids that their pet went to "doggy heaven" or "kitty heaven". Upon arrival, pets are ushered into a room, where they get to view the film "The Incredible Mr. Limpet" (especially exciting for the goldfish). Afterwards, they are all fed (directly from the table, of course - this IS a form of pet heaven) and given clothes (if they are NOT a dog - dogs have their clothes taken away, because they HATE those things - remember that pet owners - they are already wearing their own sweater). From their, they are all given a proper perch so that they may watch over their former owners and guide them through the rest of their lives. Just something to remember next time you choose to beat your dog just before going into surgery. Of course, you should continue to choke your chicken and spank your monkey prior to surgery, but those are givens (well, takens).

Kid: Mommy, what happened to Sprinkles?

Mom: Sprinkles went to Flagstone honey.

Kid: That makes me very sad. Plus, I have my cancer removal surgery tomorrow. I really wanted Sprinkles to be there.

Mom: I get the feeling that he'll be there the whole time.

Kid: You're so Flagstone mommy, I love you.

Mom: Drink your barium dear.

Kid: Yummm... Chemoey!

by Flagged Stone February 5, 2010

SWEATY FATS

When you get stinky, greasy sweat all over you-without actually doing any strenuous activity. normaly associated with fat, lazy people.

Dude, look at the sweaty fats glistening off of Nicole's back hair.

I know man, it looks like a baboons arsehole.

All Andy did was stuff a bag of Dorito's in his mouth, and he has sweaty fats beading up all over.

by Jshapedasshole May 30, 2008

fatsome

its when ya is fat-some instead of hand-some
it means dat u look really good but could also mean dat youz really fat in a bad way

1. dayum, peep dat chick, shes realleh fatsome!
2. -Yaw, who blockin dat sun
- Naw derrteh cool, it just fatsome ova therr

by Balla' B November 1, 2006

Fats So Raven

A Stupid Nickname For That's So Raven

thats so raven is Fats So Raven >:(

by Seagulls Of Satan September 28, 2008

lap flaps

the pieces of paper that fall out of magazines into your lap.

This magazine is full of lap flaps!

by shady girl August 24, 2010

flaps

referring to someone who is flappy. particularly someone who is overly obese to the point where their body flaps.

i was at burger king yesterday and i saw flaps ordering like a 10 stacker with a diet coke.

by mazimaz July 1, 2008