take a lap

told to a usually fat person who has just said something really stupid. severity of the matter can vary.

go take a mile

go take a marathon

tom- thats what she said...
bill- damn! go take a lap.

by mazimaz June 30, 2008

fuck me

used when u r beaten. when ur clearly over matched.

dad - go tell ur mom to take u to practice.

jack - oh i get it....fuck me.

by mazimaz July 01, 2008

thats fat

phrase.

used to make a fat person feel fatter when they bring up food as a subject in a conversation. a fat joke usually follows...

tim: man i was watching the food network last night.....
edna: thats fat!
tim: huh?
edna: i bet you were masturbating with bbq sauce while watching it huh?

by mazimaz December 21, 2008

flaps

referring to someone who is flappy. particularly someone who is overly obese to the point where their body flaps.

i was at burger king yesterday and i saw flaps ordering like a 10 stacker with a diet coke.

by mazimaz July 01, 2008

poker

a small piece of shit that pokes your asshole.

i need to find some facilities!!! i got a poker.

by mazimaz June 30, 2008

what the balls?!?

same meaning as wtf.

dude we totally saw a porn together.

what the balls?!?

by mazimaz June 30, 2008