flaps

referring to someone who is flappy. particularly someone who is overly obese to the point where their body flaps.
i was at burger king yesterday and i saw flaps ordering like a 10 stacker with a diet coke.
by mazimaz July 11, 2008
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take a lap

told to a usually fat person who has just said something really stupid. severity of the matter can vary.

go take a mile

go take a marathon
tom- thats what she said...
bill- damn! go take a lap.
by mazimaz July 11, 2008
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fuck me

used when u r beaten. when ur clearly over matched.
dad - go tell ur mom to take u to practice.

jack - oh i get it....fuck me.
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poker

i need to find some facilities!!! i got a poker.
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thats fat

phrase.

used to make a fat person feel fatter when they bring up food as a subject in a conversation. a fat joke usually follows...
tim: man i was watching the food network last night.....
edna: thats fat!
tim: huh?
edna: i bet you were masturbating with bbq sauce while watching it huh?
by mazimaz December 11, 2008
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what the balls?!?

same meaning as wtf.
dude we totally saw a porn together.

what the balls?!?
by mazimaz July 11, 2008
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