Buzz Feed Jokes

A Girl Named Ashlie steals horrible jokes off of Buzz Feed to try and get her friends to laugh. We're proud of you Ashlie!

Ashlie, did you get your Buzz Feed Jokes Ready?

by Zreshlie (; April 19, 2018

to feed the birds

An excuse or answer to ANYTHING, use this phrase when someone asks you a question you don't know how to answer, or use it if you are caught doing something you aren't supposed to be doing.

man: why is there food all over the ground?
you: To feed the birds, why else?

by _IKnowWhatYouMeant_ January 1, 2017

feed it out

To feed an animal to a another animal whether the animal being eaten be dead or alive.

Abortion? No, just feed it out.
Feed out the deer in the lions den.

by Chups Zed June 5, 2011

Feeding the iguana

If you know you know.

Chaz- Jeff and I got stuck feeding the iguana
Randy- Bro that's nasty

by anonymous hater 2 November 28, 2024

Feeding her

Letting the leg kick and the hands chop

“Did you see Cameron at the rave?” , “No, but I heard he was ‘feeding her’ some” .

by Kenyourselfg March 15, 2023

ego feeding

Anything that’s raises your ego.

That song Off the Lot by Thouxanbanfauni is ego feeding.

by Sorainbowgoth December 21, 2021

Feeding the Cat

Ejaculating inside a vagina

I came in her, I was totally feeding the cat

by TillerTheKiller May 11, 2016