blocksmasher

The word has one simple meaning: your mom

Blocksmasher fell down the stairs

by wccccccccccc December 9, 2008

blockshit

Term commonly used when the term shit is just not strong enough. Derives from the fact that a block of shit is much denser, thicker and heavier than a normal piece of shit.

Mick: Oi John, 'ave you heard that new tune by Jennifer Lopez, i thought it was total shit.

John: Yeah me too, in fact I thought it was fucking blockshit!

by sixxon December 30, 2008

blockey

When getting head while watching a hockey game.

My girlfriend was giving me a blockey during the game last night, Go Flyers!

by jlve79 January 14, 2008

blockass

Someone who has a square butt

My ex girlfriend was a blockass

by [e-mail] December 31, 2014

Blocked canal

When a man atempts anal sex with a woman who has been constipated for many days in order to clear the blockage/release the pressure.

"Jimmy tried to give me the blocked canal last night but despite his efforts he didn't succeed."

by The woodstoners August 23, 2016

Blorkes

Salty shippers off a great ship named Bellarke.They don't have a live and ruin the nice Bellarke fandom.

Person 1 : "These salty blorkes!"
Person 2: "As salty as clexughs

by Bellarker February 24, 2017

Blocker

Term to describe the species of homosapien hippopotamus maximus beast which inhales big macs and only befriends attractive, desirable females. Follows said slender females around with turkey leg in purse and listens to, influences, and gains approval of attractive friend with the sole purpose of preventing males from reproducing with aforementioned females using various tactics such as lying, manipulation, and social media to thwart repeated attempts of male sex to court, date, and have sex. Sometimes slips in bite of said turkey leg and big mac in between cockblocking victories.

Goddamn fat ashley just snuck a quick big mac in the bathroom. She's such a massive blocker. No one here is gonna get laid tonight.

by Sirsmokealots June 3, 2018