cod-block

when somebody walks in front of the screen while you are playing some hardcore call-of-duty

mom look out you're cod-blocking

by jammer18 February 06, 2011

brock blocking

Any point in the series pokemon where brock is dragged or pulled away from flirting with a girl

brock: nurse joy!!! please heal my pokemon, along with with my heart!!!

misty: not today loverboy

brock: owowowowow!!!!!!</3

pikachu: pika-pi -(why is she brock blocking him again?)

ash:you said it pikachu

by alphapedestrian May 28, 2011

Job Blocking

When a dude interups another guy while that guy is speaking to a lady about his line of work by topping his job.

Guy: So I'm an investor on Wall Street.
Lady:Oh, how interesting.
Dude: Well I'm a Chicago city Firefighter.
Lady: Wow, a firefighter! Oh I bet you save lives and everything!
Guy: Yo man. Stop the Job Blocking!

by Rick Da' Lingquist October 07, 2009

Cocks Block

Verb: When a group of guys are simultaneously hitting on a girl and another guy enters in and simultaneously manages to cock block the entire group.

Marlon, Ash, and Baby J were all trying to get with that cute blonde at the bar when Shahty walked up and stole their thunder. He was such a cocks block.

by AshDusky January 31, 2011

Hancock Block

Someone who interferes with the signing of an important contract or document.

1. B: Uh, I wouldn't sign over your power of attorney to this guy, he's doing that sinister laugh that people do in movies.

Guy: Hey, buddy, don't be a hancock block... who are you, anyway?? (sinister laugh)

2. He was right about to sign the confession and then his lawyer came in and totally hancock-blocked me.

by boo dubz March 20, 2008

box-blocked

When you are waiting to return your rental at a Redbox kiosk and the person in front of you is searching through every movie to find the perfect one.

When I returned my copy of The Dark Knight Rises at the Redbox, I was box-blocked for nearly 15 minutes while some jerk wearing pajama pants finally decided on The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel.

by Wordsworth Little January 14, 2013

stalk block

this occurs when the person you're trying to stalk on facebook doesn't have their photos on public.

similar to a cock block.

Jessica: ugh Tiffany doesn't have her photos on public. now i can't see them ;~;

Taeyeon: omg what a stalk block!!!!!111!!!@!`%^&

by TOFUck October 01, 2011