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Pancake Batter

When ones testicles seem to be pouring out of his short shorts on a hot day. AKA Hairy Pancake Batter
"Dude, your pancake batter is pouring out and frying on the park bench."
by Tdbehmster May 16, 2014
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niglet-batter

The semen of a black man. This extremely offensive phrase is used semi-commonly in the urban south. It is a variation of the caucasian cracker-batter, or the asian chink-batter.
"She's got one in the oven. Some nigga shot her pussy full of niglet-batter!"
by Frankie Lee Armistice May 15, 2008
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Smelt Batter

The sexual act performed after the male finishes in a condom, then proceeding to fill the condom with smelt (live minnows) after which he places a funnel into womans vagina and dumping the battered smelt into the funnel.
(This method of conception is how Justin Beiber was concieved.)
Justin Beiber was finally concieved after completing the act of smelt battering.
by Rickky shaw December 25, 2010
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Baby Batter

When a man ejaculates he produces Sperm(Baby Batter)
Slick Willy left a splatter of baby batter on Monica's Dress!
by The Mick July 31, 2004
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Ball Batter Splatter

When a man's load is deposited into his hand and then he proceeds to slap another in the face with that hand, producing a splatter effect.
Middle school wrestling bus hazing, boy masturbates into hand then slaps another boy in the face.....
dude, you just got Ball Batter Splattered!!!!
by chaseman36 August 21, 2009
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battering ram

When nailing a chick, banging her so hard that when you thrust you end up slamming her head clear through the headboard. IF done correctly and with enough force, you might just be able to crack the dry wall of your shitty apartment.
Dude A: Dude, I'd so battering ram Megan Fox.
Dude B: Yea man.
by pm.mk August 4, 2007
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Batteried

When your battery is removed from any electronical device such as a cell phone, calculator, car, MP3 player, etc.
Must be followed by the phrase you just got batteried
"Why isn't my phone turning on"
"Boom you got batteried"
by Charizards November 1, 2011
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