Brandon

Brandon is typically a pale albino male that usually requires sun screen on a day with heat exceeding of 70 degrees. Legend says he has smoked enough weed that he has turned into a cartridge.

Hey man puts some sunscreen before you Brandon yourself

by Tino 31 May 21, 2018

Brandon

a queer kid or faggot kid that is scared of everything and has erectile distinction he can’t pull girls only he can pull his family

look at the brandon person

by yeeee yeeee yeee February 22, 2019

brandon

need girlfriend

brandon is lonely and wants a girlfriend

by fymFUCKME December 3, 2019

Brandon

a guy who is fat and pretends to be healthy by eating caesar salad and jogging for 5 minutes.

brandon u gay. - gabe itches

by datgaiboy6996 January 10, 2020

Brandon

Brandon is a fresh african who sings to god everyday. He is usually the type of person to eat someones ass and never talk to them again. Brandon is the best person to hang with but the smelliest one.

Brandon is a retard

by penismuncher_123 March 1, 2020

Brandon

I’m a gay faggot and I’m racist to others. My hobbies are dick sucking

Brandon let’s go and give me head

by Unlovelyriver06 December 22, 2018

Brandon

The act of being creepy around girls and asking for snaps. Don’t be a Brandon

Guy:Hey can I get your snap

Girl:I guess I don’t really like you

Guy: I love you bee my girlfriend
Girl: block
Girl to her friends eww this guy was being a total Brandon

by Big nasty 69 October 30, 2019