wastewank 

used when the time spent doing what youre actually doing could be better spent wanking

That 7 hour hike Mac the Knife made us do was wastewank

wastewank by Davey S February 21, 2007

Walternate 

The alternate universe, Secretary of Defense version of Walter Bishop deemed "Walternate". In the winter of 1985, his son Peter was kidnapped by our universe's Walter. Six months later, he ruined his marriage by obsessively trying to find Peter. In the interval 24 years, he became the Secretary of Defense, built mercury-blooded shapeshifters to ingratiate into our universe's society and found pieces of an ancient machine that destroys universes.

In 2010, he made contact with Peter and tried to convince him to use the machine (since according to an equally ancient drawing, the machine is attuned to Peter), but due to a budding relationship with Olivia Dunham (an FBI agent), he refused. Walternate then kidnapped Olivia and replaced her with her double, Fauxlivia. Peter, thinking that Fauxlivia was Olivia, started sleeping with her.

Fauxlivia was revealed to be an impostor, and returned to the other universe with a piece of the machine previously unknown and pregnant to Peter. She had a son, Henry. Walternate used Henry's blood to activate the machine, but it was turned off on this side. Because of this, Peter used the machine to destroy the other universe.

In the year 2026, Walternate attempted revenge on this universe, and managed to kill Olivia, but was stopped by Peter. 2026 Peter traveled back in time to 2011 to stop himself from destroying the other universe, but was erased from time. Walternate's 2011 fate is unknown.

Walternate's turned on the machine.

Walternate by ergvsag October 26, 2011

Wasteman 

A wasteman as a name you call a boy who’s a waste of space and is gonna be nothing in life.

Candice: ‘You know that wasteman Taylor Winterflood still lives in his mum yard’
Rackelle: ‘I know that wasteman he whips around on his little brothers scooter’

Wasteman by racks city November 7, 2021

wastey face

adj- the state of being drunk or clearly intoxicated

noun- one who is prone to being drunk or intoxicated

1) To start Bucknell's House Party Weekend early, we are going wastey faced to all our classes on Friday!!!

2) When I'm a senior my life will be worthless and I'll just be another wastey face.

wastey face by yeaaaaaaaaaah April 21, 2006

Warsteiner 

A decent beer that is hard to find.

I drank Warsteiner tonight

Warsteiner by Snake September 25, 2005

wasteful 

1. An adjective to describe a person who has the characteristics of a mean and selfish person.
2. Also can be used to describe a crappy event/happening.

1. That girl is wasteful cow
2. What a proper wasteful party!!!

wasteful by Linda-Lettuce November 20, 2006

a wasteman 

A loser. A socially lawless individual.

I thought Max Agostini and I we were friends, but when I turned around he stole my avocado. Now we all know he's a wasteman.

a wasteman by harryharryluke July 19, 2019