Simon Cowell is not the following.
He is not:
Rude
Cruel
Mean
A bully
He is:
A man of integrity who is bluntly honest with his contestants. After all, honesty is more ethnically than sugarcoating things and quite frankly he is doing them a favour by saving them from embarrassing themselves on stage and live TV.
He is not:
Rude
Cruel
Mean
A bully
He is:
A man of integrity who is bluntly honest with his contestants. After all, honesty is more ethnically than sugarcoating things and quite frankly he is doing them a favour by saving them from embarrassing themselves on stage and live TV.
by UltimateDoge May 7, 2021
Get the Simon cowellmug. On October 7 its National throw Simon day meaning anybody named Simon can be thrown into the atmosphere.
You: Hey Simon .
Simon : What?
You: (Throws Simon into the atmosphere)
You: Happy National throw Simon day everyone!
Simon : What?
You: (Throws Simon into the atmosphere)
You: Happy National throw Simon day everyone!
by Daleym October 6, 2022
Get the National throw Simon Daymug. Simon the Digger is the main character of the 2007 anime Gurren Lagann/Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann. He pilots mechs such as Lagann, Gurren Lagann, Arc-Gurren Lagann, Super Galaxy Gurren Lagann, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, and Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann to kick the Anti-Spiral's 11th dimensional ass by tossing universes at him. He is very badass and uses a bigass drill that will pierce the Heavens. 10/10 show, watch it.
Person 1: Simon the Digger and Gurren Lagann are mid as hell.
Person 2: GIGA! DRILL! BREAKER!
Person 1: *Obliterated from existence for horrendous take*
Person 2: GIGA! DRILL! BREAKER!
Person 1: *Obliterated from existence for horrendous take*
by SimonTheDigger! October 7, 2025
Get the Simon the Diggermug. Simon is a person you will never forget. They were they guy that would always break something of yours, steal something of yours and just generally be the most annoying person you will ever meet. Though they mean no harm, you will remember a Simon for the rest of your life. As for appearance, you can never tell if their hair is red or brown, they will also always want it very short. Simons are very skinny with a slightly larger, more oval head. Simons have the energy level as a 100 cups of coffee and have the same vibe as the "A KNIFE!" "NO!" vine kid.
by Iputmyfriendsnameonhere November 25, 2021
Get the Simonmug. When both parties are feuding over a game that isn't important, yet both parties are screaming at each other because they are blaming the other person. In the shitty game, they are unable to understand when it's their fault, leading to them taking a massive shit and having a aneurysm and dying.
by BigBlackAssNigga May 9, 2025
Get the Poopy, niggling Sam and Simon.mug. She is currently working at Passmores
She is the best teacher ever, but she is leaving for CAMBRIDGE. She will be missed
She is the best teacher ever, but she is leaving for CAMBRIDGE. She will be missed
by By Your favourite student December 10, 2021
Get the Miss de simonemug. by LIA >:) <3 April 26, 2022
Get the simon fofamug.