Buy cheap, buy twice

When you see two identical products in the shop, one is expensive but made by a well known company and the other is by a brand you've never heard of but is considerably cheaper!

It comes from the fact that most cheap knocks are of poor quality and as a result it'll probably break shortly after buying meaning you'll have to buy another one. Usually when you add the price for the first and the replacement item together, it would've been cheaper to buy the better branded item in the first place.

Steve: Oh my god dude, I bought a new TV three months ago and it's already broken!

Peter: Bugger, that sucks, I'm surprised that Sony TV broke so quickly.

Steve: No, I changed my mind and didn't get the Sony. I found this Gujarati Electronics one which was a lot cheaper so I got that instead!

Peter: Gujarati Electronics? Never heard of them! You know what they say mate, buy cheap, buy twice! Shoulda stuck with the Sony!

by IKnowTheLingo January 3, 2023

Yankee Cheap

A person from New England who won’t throw anything away and is a cheapskate

Just buy a new piece of wood Tom; you've always been yankee cheap.

by Hawkwise September 1, 2023

clean cheap heat

heat that tends to be cheap

i need a gun, some clean cheap heat

by Pusuboy January 14, 2024

El Cheapo

To be or act like Jonathan

I was el cheapo today and didn't tip

by Facts100000 December 16, 2024

a cheap lemon ice lolly

What did you expect, it's a cheap lemon ice lolly.

...because the smiling lady on the van had asked Harry what he wanted before the could hurry him away, they bought him a cheap lemon ice lolly.

by nyal4gyaalv January 29, 2025

Big Cheaty

This guy that cheated at the Middleboro Bar Crawl

“Yooo it’s Big Cheaty! Waddup Cheaty??”

by Dude_Connect_With_Me March 7, 2025

FIST ME CHEAP WHORE

When you want your friend to fist you just say this

I told DJ FIST ME CHEAP WHORE and the next thing I knew I had a fist in my asswhole

by Flameheart115 September 8, 2016