turf

to throw away, dispose of, trash etc

That evil woman turfed all of my stuff!

by Mistah Rollins June 30, 2009

turn-pussy

n. An automobile driver that does not perform a left hand turn unless an excessive amount of space is provided in traffic.

That turn-pussy kept me from making it through that green light!

by some-body September 28, 2006

Turner

Ultimate raving V.I.P Ladies use it as a term to describe a certain type of male titillates the ladies with his outstanding good looks charming smooth lines also referred to as entrepreneur. See sexy for further information

I met a bloke in a club (escapades) he was a proper turner

by Ben Turner by....lover bunta June 1, 2006

Ted Turner

Another liberal billionaire.
Once married Jane Fonda (after her affair with the Viet Cong).
See George Soros

The lesbian protester was unable to name any Republican billionaires.

by Sense December 2, 2004

reverse salami turnaround

The Reverse Salami Turn-around is a sexual move. To perform this act one must have these materials: a full stick of salami, two eggs, plastic wrap, and a 2x4. Take the salami stick and insert it in to a woman in the deep thrust position (see definition) until she is well on her way to cum-land. Take the eggs (soft) and break them and lubricate her ass with the sweet yolk and the use the white of the eggs to blind her temporarily. Take the plastic wrap and secure her hands to her torso so she can not free herself from your admiration. Now manuever yourself so you can stick your now amazingly erect penis into her egg lubricated ass-hole. Feel the dead baby chicken on your penis as you ram her slowly into submission. Now turn-around and pick up the 2x4 and swing it through your legs so it forces the salami in even farther.

"Dude, I did the reverse salami turnaround with Jessie last night...yeah, I gotta go pick her up from the ospital in about an hour."

by Ian Carlson November 19, 2006

Turn Signal

Many people do not know this but there is actually a feature on your car called a "turn signal." The turn signal is a stick behind your steering wheel that when utilized, flashes an orange light on the outside of your car. The orange light then informs other drivers which direction you are thinking about fucking going.

Dumbass Friend: I just don't get it, whenever I turn or switch lanes, someone honks at me and gives me the middle finger.
You: Do you remember to use your turn signal?
Dumbass Friend: What's that?

by Father Abraham II August 8, 2017

astro turf

When an individual is packing a bowl in his or her car, there is an often occurance when marijuana is dropped on the floor. When retrieved; it often has pieces of debris and fragments of substances indiginous to ones ride.

"Aw dude you totally astro turfed that bowl, but who cares cause were going to smoke it anyway"

by B0xcutter August 31, 2007